A Conversation for h2g2 Post 06.05.04

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Post 1

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Since when do new regulars get a higher billing than me?!

This is madness!

I'm going to my trailer! I have contracts and lawyers!!!!!!!


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Post 2

Ripper, the Almost - recharging writer

You have contracts and lawyers?

You have a *trailer*?

Wow... things have certainly improved for regulars at the Post since I was there last...

Perhaps it's time I returned.

I just need a story, that's all.

(and of course this is madness. it's h2g2. I think I'm going to have to keep an eye on you, you might be saner than the rest of us)


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Post 3

Post Team

What contract? What *trailer*? Do you have a pay slip?!!!

I must be missing out on something here. smiley - erm

shazz smiley - thepost


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Post 4

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Well I'd like to think there was some order in the regulars since it's not alphabetical!


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Post 5

Post Team

Not really - we work from a template of the previous week. If someone is missing we just slot something else in there. To be honest we are so busy by the time we get to setting the front page that we don't have time to consider any order.

shazz smiley - thepost


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Post 6

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Ahhhhhh....


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Post 7

egon

and then you have the inconsiderate people who don't file their articles on time, or sometimes at all, throwing Shazz's job into disarray...

What? Ah, yes, I'll have one next week, honest...


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Post 8

Mu Beta

Agh! Writing articles on time?!

smiley - run

B


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Post 9

Terran

Douglas Adams used to say he loved the whooshing noise deadline used to make around him.

Around the Post this sounds more like a hurricane smiley - winkeye


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Post 10

Post Team

~Greebo looks worried~

All this wind has nothing to do with me... honest!!!

Greebs..xx


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Post 11

Mu Beta

We shall have to get you onto the low-fibre smiley - donutsmiley - donut

B


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Post 12

Post Team



A smiley - rose for Greebo who is unwell today smiley - sadface

On second thoughts, maybe a smiley - donut would be better! smiley - smiley

shazz smiley - thepost


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Post 13

Mu Beta

Sorry, Shazz, I've been stressed this week. smiley - sadface

B


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Post 14

Post Team

No problem. smiley - smiley

Can I expect anything from you or shall I just run the column with several's offering?

shazz (also slightly stressed) smiley - thepost


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Post 15

Mu Beta

Oh, no. Just several this week.

Unlike Egon, if I miss a deadline, it's probably safe to go ahead without me.

B


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Secretly Not Here Any More

I got mine in well before deadline this week didn't I? Or did I just imagine that?


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Post 17

Post Team

I believe that you did, yes smiley - smiley

shazz smiley - thepost


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Post 18

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Mine was early... I feel so dirty.


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Post 19

Secretly Not Here Any More

Good, good.


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