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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Started conversation Dec 10, 1999
loony gets to work replacing the royal blue carpet with royal blue tiles.
Ah, thats better.
Let the battle commence
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Anonymouse Posted Dec 10, 1999
*pops out from behind rolled up carpet* Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoot! 
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Mustapha Posted Dec 10, 1999
* kicks open door and storms in wearing a bandolier with a dozen bulging balloons attached *
Aqua la vista, baby!!!
(My apologies to the Spanish-speaking community)
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kats-eyes (psychically confirmed caffeine addict) Posted Dec 10, 1999
*peaks in and aims at Looney*
Got you!
*splaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash*
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 10, 1999
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!! You're all going to, erm, get wet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*everyone shoots Bluebottle instead, and he is soaked.*
Great article!
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Dec 10, 1999
Shoots Bluebottle clean between the eyes - Oh look "he's fallin' in de water" - crowd groans 
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 10, 1999
You rotten swine you! You've deaded me again!
*Shakes off wet shorts, waits for audience applause, not a sausage, walks off stage left looking for my Capitain.*
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Mustapha Posted Dec 11, 1999
* commando-rolls into the midst of Bluebottle's assailants *
FOR BLUEBOTTLE!!! FOR POSEIDON!!!
* rips open waterballoon, spraying all including himself *
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Dec 11, 1999
Oh no, are we all destined to end our lives in a watery grave.
Hark, who do I hear calling out sweetly as she floats past. Why I believe it's Kate whatshername from the Titanic.
G'day mate.....
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Mustapha Posted Dec 11, 1999
* dripping slightly *
Waitaminute! That's far too thin to be Kate Winslet...
Oh no, it's Celine Dion! RUN!!!
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Researcher 99947 Posted Dec 11, 1999
Yes... but run towards her for gods sake... with any luck we can crush her to death. Long live the queen!
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Katsy a.k.a. Esti Posted Dec 12, 1999
So why aren't you drowning Celine Dion? She's got the whole Atlantic surrounding her- hundreds of thousands of gallons of water, so what are you waiting for?!!!!
Can't you see, the sharks are waiting, don't keep them too long.....
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The Ghost Of TV's Frink Posted Dec 12, 1999
Loony, that's quite a descriptive article you have there - I'm still trying to get the water out of my eyes!
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Katsy a.k.a. Esti Posted Dec 12, 1999
Why has everyone got (ACE) after their name? Is it cool or something? Should I do the same?
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The Ghost Of TV's Frink Posted Dec 12, 1999
Hi Katsey!
ACE stands for Assistant Community Editor - We have been signed up on a volunteer basis to show new researchers around and lend a hand wherever needed. I think you'll find we are a friendly bunch - that's why we were asked to help in the first place. Please feel free to visit the ACE homepage sometime:
http://www.h2g2.com/a214796
And don't mind Bluebottle and his JACK OF CLUBS - he's just teasing us 
-TVF
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The Ghost Of TV's Frink Posted Dec 12, 1999
Sorry, that should have been "Katsy." Please accept my apologies.
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Mustapha Posted Dec 13, 1999
I'm not sure she'd sink. No, she'd probably just float around on the surface.
And I think she's driven all the sharks away with her singing.
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 13, 1999
We'll just have to give her the Leonardo DiCaprio treatment... Which forum was that in...?
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Katsy a.k.a. Esti Posted Dec 14, 1999
Nah, here's plenty more to drag her down....
*And with that she draws out the largest water gun ever created, and shoots everyone in sight, including Celine.*
That'll teach ya you tell me my ideas aren't working!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Shoots a very large amount at Bluebottle*
And that's also for telling me that your ideas are better than mine!
*hides to avoid the resistance attack that follows shortly after*
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- 1: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Dec 10, 1999)
- 2: Anonymouse (Dec 10, 1999)
- 3: Mustapha (Dec 10, 1999)
- 4: kats-eyes (psychically confirmed caffeine addict) (Dec 10, 1999)
- 5: Bluebottle (Dec 10, 1999)
- 6: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Dec 10, 1999)
- 7: Bluebottle (Dec 10, 1999)
- 8: Mustapha (Dec 11, 1999)
- 9: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Dec 11, 1999)
- 10: Mustapha (Dec 11, 1999)
- 11: Researcher 99947 (Dec 11, 1999)
- 12: Researcher 99947 (Dec 11, 1999)
- 13: Katsy a.k.a. Esti (Dec 12, 1999)
- 14: The Ghost Of TV's Frink (Dec 12, 1999)
- 15: Katsy a.k.a. Esti (Dec 12, 1999)
- 16: The Ghost Of TV's Frink (Dec 12, 1999)
- 17: The Ghost Of TV's Frink (Dec 12, 1999)
- 18: Mustapha (Dec 13, 1999)
- 19: Bluebottle (Dec 13, 1999)
- 20: Katsy a.k.a. Esti (Dec 14, 1999)
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