h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thanx. I'll take that back about the gate-crashing, since you were so nice to me on the Sub-editors page. ASAP I'll provide the link to my party.
Excuse me, but it's also my Mummy's birthday today, so she was also born in January. So when's your birthday?

A couple of days ago on January 18th... I hope you don't mind, I wished you a happy birthday on your homepage, too.

Hey people, can i join in please???
BTW - what's all this about Leo, i happen 2 think he's rather sexy!!

Oh dear - another poor soul traumatised by a clever marketing strategy and brainwashed into thinking Leo is sexy.
I mourn for you - you will always have my support.

Don't worry Bluebottle, I think Leo is ugly and selfish! You know he said he's rather kiss a dog than a girl? That's not very nice. Hey Jeni, shall I mention what happened that involved Leo at Nat's sleepover 2 years ago????!!! Or what was going on in English last week when we were watching Romeo and Juliet? I might just do that!
(I must admit it was sad when he died in Titanic, I did cry, but only for his character, not Leo!)

Okay Esti, you just tell everybody about that sleepover, but remember I have secrets too, and some of them include you and boys.....you know what I mean!!!(For more info go to my homepage!!!!!!!)
Okay, so his ego might be a bit bigger than the average person but he's still sexy.

How do you know he's sexy? Have you met him?
I don't think anyone can find anyone attractive/sexy etc unless they meet them in real life - it could just be acting to camera.

Jeni X: you're dead. We agreed that you wouldn't tell ANYONE that if I wrote you an ER story, and I did, so keep your big mouth shut!
Leo is not sexy and is not cool. He's quite the oposite. He's just split up from his girlfriend and I say "good for her".

And I say : Up Yours hmmph

Is this a private argument or can anyone join in?

You can join if you're on my side!
Hey! I've just remembered something!!!!
*runs out of the door and everyone hides except Jeni X because they all know what's coming and she doesn't*
*shouts from across the street* OI! YOU! JENI X!!!! I'D HIDE IF I WERE YOU AS YOU'RE ABOUT TO, ERM, GET VERY WET!!!!!
*bursts in the door, looking a little like someone from "The Matrix" with a doezen water guns attached to clothing*
SEE YA IN THE NEXT LIFE!!!!!!!
*gets a gun in each hand and aims at Jeni X, who gets completely drenched*
And I'll tell ya this, whoever is on Jeni X's side had better watch out!!!!!
*hides in a place that Jeni X can't find me in*

I'm on the anti-Leo side.

That's us!
*throws two water guns over to Bluebottle*
You're supposed to use them at the same time. If you've seen The Matrix, then think of when they were in customs!
*shoots loads of water at Jeni X*
*hides again*

Ah yes... The Matrix.. A highly over-rated film, I thought, but I get the idea.
ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love The Matrix! (even though I confess it's a 15 and I'm only 14)
I hope Ally S. doesn't kill me for telling you this but we tried Kung Fu on each other after watching it and I kinda tripped Ally S up and I hope it wasn't serious!
Jeni hasn't seen The Matrix, which means she doesn't know what's coming!!!!
*takes a watergun in each hand and drenches her again*
Poor Jeni, I don't think she's come to her senses about how wet she is!
*hides just in case Jeni shoots me*

Poor Jeni - I almost feel sorry for her, with everyoner ganging up on her.

Feel sorry for here? This will work-I've got a VERY nice piccy of Nick Carter and he looks VERY nice in it! So nice infact, I'm not giving it to you!!!! He actually looks like a teenager for once in his photos, and there's a slight chance he still was 19 when it was taken, as he's only been 20 for about 2 weeks now!
I've been reading up on Leo lately and he's not as bad as heseems. The one really annoying thing is that whether the question is relevant or not, he always mentions the fact that "he's 25 years old and at his age, his hormones are rushing". That is just so pointless to say that. I don't blame his girlfriend that she dumped him. The one good thing about him is that he does have feelings for the environment, and he said if he's known The Beach was going to damage the island where it was shot, he wouldn't have been in it! Regardless, he's not good looking.

Here's a way to upset her even more.
HELLO, YOU ASTHMATIC ENEMY OF G-D!!!!!!!

I can't believe this forum has been abandoned! It's such a fun one! Loony! Anonymouse! Bluebottle! Mustapha! Where are you all? This is such fun and you've all gone! Ah, hang on, I know what this is! You're all scared of me! Well, when you return there's a surprise for you all!

COME AND GET IT YOU SCAREDY CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey y'all.
This sounds like fun!
Can I join in??
Est, no offence but I don't think anyone would ever be scared of you when you say "Scaredy cat"!!

the reason why they've all gone is 'cos they're all scared of me, they could sense me approaching this forum and they all ran!!

Mwa ha ha ha ha

JX