h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I did not ran - I just kinda moved away quickly.
But that was not a run - honest!
(I'd also like to apologise for slightly arguing before)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

YOU'RE ALL GOING TO GET, ERM, DRENCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*soaks Jeni X and Bluebottle*

HA HA HA HA HA!!!
*BB has an umbrella!*

*shoots underneath umbrella, soaking BB*

Cheat!
*Shoots back at Katsy, and considers getting wellingon boots...*

*katsy is now in leather so is now waterproof*

Just you wait, my weapon is currently being built so you'd better watch out!!!!!

Loony wonders what type of animal Katsy killed and skinned to get her leather gear. I haven't seen my cat all morning. Hmmmm.

No, fake leather, I'm not that cruel. Anyway, my weapon is currently being made so if I were you I'd find a good hiding place. Now.

I think I may run off to my swimming pool...

well then you'l get drowned

If I drown at
http://www.h2g2.com/A358823
then you'd better come and get me... You know, we've got waterguns there, too.
*Wishes he has something as waterproof as Katsy - needs another umbrella, methinks.*

well, my weapon is still being built

The cat came back

*Leaves for a few hours.....





Returns wearing a diving suit complete with helmet*
You can't soak me now!

Can't I?

YOU'RE ALL DEAD, YOU KNOW THAT????? MY WEAPON HAS NOW ARRIVED AND ANYONE WHO REMAINS HERE MUST BE EITHER STUPID OR SUICIDAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Katsy then pushes a gianormas watergun through the doors and drenches everyone all the way through. The thing about this weapon is it knows when you have dried out a little so you've no chance of every being dry again*. So, anyone who walks in the doors is fair game! *Katsy sits down happily watching everyone get wet, and knows she won't because the machine is programmed to keep her dry*

A sewer rat gnaws a ginormous hole in the floor on which Katsy was sitting before she tumbled into the great unknown....

Hmmm.... Well, that only proves that you can't cheat and win.

*katsy bounces back up from the great unknown*

You can't get rid of me that easily!!!!!!!!!

*weapon continues to drench Bluebottle and Loony*

*BB comes in with a huge ice-machine, and then sets it on full, aiming it at Katsy. Soon she is inside a mile-thick ice-cube, with no hope of rescue*
Ha ha ha! Take that!

*Katsy had just happened to be eating some spicy food and has very hot breath*
*breaths and melts the ice*
You can't get rid of me that easily!

*aims the machine exclusivly at BB*