h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Your bear?! Where's your bear?
*shoves chemist through the porthole, onto the waiting mk six carapace, moored to the porthole*

*chemist stares at duck

"On the table over there...he's called Martin and he's dressed as a pirate"
*

*Inspects Martin, both visually and psychically...?*

*duck looks unimpressed but quacks and takes bear to chemist. He looks slightly happier and is quiet, staring at stu*

*Mr. Big meanwhile, turns out the lights and advances on the naked doctor resplendent on his sofa*

*exits through porthole, leaving instructions for Eyeball to keep an eye on things...prepares powerboard for subsurface. Hands the chemist an airline. Heads off to shore. Sends duck to arrange for transport.

Eyeball continues to lurk, amenable to control by Dr Anthea.*

*the lights come on later with a fully dressed doctor and a fully dead Mr Big*

*audience gasps and watches to see...what happens next!*

*the doctor throws up a few times before taking cat form again and wandering back into the other arias of the ship*

*back in the lounge, several deckhands have finally noticed the noise and have ventured down through the hatch to find out what's going on. On seeing the mess, empty safe, absent chemist, dead deckhand, and open porthole with Stu outside, they open fire on Stu through the porthole, others racing up to the deck to fire from there, whilst a few begin to shoot at the kitten

*approaches the shore south of the lighthouse...and watches to see...what happens next!*

*the kitten gives up and takes human form again where the doctor pulls a few daggers from a pocket somewhere in her uniform and throws them at the deckhands*

*deckhands, surprised, are not ready for the daggers and fall like tin soldiers, leaving an unhappy silence about the yacht*

oh oh oh oh lets get to shore...

=you are in kitten form, yes?=

*stu and chemist reach the shore. Send duck over to rosemary to check in. Waiting for transport to Lab 18.*

*changes into kitten form and waits for the eye*

*lifts kitten and flies to the lighthouse*