h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*restarts the engines and returns the craft back to the docks*

*a large gallien thingamy sails out of the docks, sails billowing in the wind, a flag is hoisted showing the signate of the assassins guild*

*walks onto deck dressed as a *
Ah Har!!

*offers fish inadvertently caught during swim*

Here I brought you a present.

*goes below to don suitable pirate type gear before popping head back up*

Do you know how to sail one of these things?!

Of course I do,
wasnt that long ago i was the guilds fleet admeral,

do something with the main brace Arrrg!!

'Splice the mainbrace', I believe, can be translated:

Rum for all hands!

Hurrah!!
*aquires a bottle of rum*

*Khamsin swabs the decks for fun*

The fun of being a pirate, and to think WIRO misses out on it all because he's gone on some modern thing

Right odd man at the tiller hard to starbord

We're after Pirates! arg!!

* ...PT Deadhead, following the galleon in stealth mode. *

Oh a yohoho and a bottle of rum
three blind men in a deadmans chest

*drinks more rum*

Starbord a bit more, full speed ahead, lower the main sail

*climbs up the mast and starts to sing bad sailor songs badly*

*puts in ear plug, tightens the main sail, reefs the jib, and casts the spiniker*

Tis a fine day to be on the sea!

*falls off the mast and a bottle of cream rolls along the deck*

You might want a strap and a holder for that cream

Where are we going then?

after that pirate ship there...
*points*

Oh why didn't you say so!

*brings her round to the wind and tacks off slightly to the left of the pirate ship*

And what's your fine vessel called Captain Dr?

the jolly apple...