h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* Mr. Big turns at the sound of such a delightful voice, seeing the sight as it were, he assumes the most sauve attitude he can.

"Well hello pretty lady, there's just me and my jacuzzi happening right now...of course you and i could make some other things start happening...


Out in the chemist's room, the body count is starting to pile up what with a deckhand and an unconscious chemist...who seems to be waking up somewhat.*

getting cluttered in here.

*grabs wakening chemist by collar, hauls him in close, and whispers:*
make a noise, and suffer great pain.
*twist of the collar for effect*
Where's the virus?

* Chemist whimpers
"I can't tell you, he'll kill me. I'm needed. Without me the virus is useless. But I won't tell you where it is"
*

*sits on the edge of the juczzi smileing at mr big*
<*trying not to throw up*>
Well... you would tell me if you... wanted some company wouldnt you

*Mr. Big catches hold of the gorgeous form perched on the side and pulls her into the jacuzzi and kisses her cheek, growling*

*squeels as she is pulled into the jacuzzi and then giggles*
Oh mr Big, you certinly are

*
"How about you and Mr. Big get better aquainted?"*

what do you mean I have a silhoutte given that a) I'm basically lying on the ground, and b) not stupid enough to be in front of the light source.
*silently blow darts three heavies, including the leader of those left on the ground, with an instant access sleeping draught that lasts 48 hours.

*giggles*
Oh Mr Big... please not in the jacuzzi the bubbles will only distract me

ignore the last bit-backlog built up while I was showering off the woodsmoke

*tighter grip on collar*
OK, open the safe then....say, do I know you? Morro Bay? Cal Poly? Obispo? (California Polytechnic Institute, and the surfer community close by)

*wary for any remaining bodies or traps, and securing the door against intruders from outside, whilst still leaving herself an escape route down the stairs, starts a sweep of the lighthouse for bodies/any interesting items*

*at the lighthouse can be seen:
a car left by the cousin, with the door left open.
several heavy duty pieces of weaponry
a roll of blueprints.

The chemist groans
"No, UCE Im afraid...but I'll open the safe for you, just don't hurt me"

He opens the safe. On the shelf is a small vial.


Mr. Big stands up, showing that he is indeed mr. Big , picks up the doctor, wraps her in a towel, and carries her to a large sofa in an alcove of the room, kissing her neck and running his hands over her as he walks, leering*

*with the edge of her boot swings the car door to shut, but not properly, discovers keys were taken out of the ignition, so carefully (wearing very very thick rubber gloves,) locks door with skeleton keys.
puts blueprints in plastic bag, seals and takes with her. locks tower from outside.*

*a small duck appears to courier the blueprints to the guild, leaving rosemary with free hands to proceed*

*giggles*
Oh mr big please... all this attention on little old me? surely you have better things to do...

*hands blueprints to duck and requests presence of forensic scientist to look at car and guns.*

*Mr. Big laughs in a deep baritone
"Oh no my toy...i have all the time in the world for you. In fact, let's remove that collar of yours, I do so like unwrapping nice things"



*

I think your fries are burned, dude.
*handcuffs and gags chemist. Removes chips from fryer. Starts packing vials and papers into canvas sack, using spray foam to cushion fragile items.*
You got a choice, dude...come along peacefully, or come along unconscious.
*prepares to exit through porthole*

*chemist begins to cry quietly
"I just want my bear! I'll come but don't hurt me please!"

Duck waiting outside takes the bag of articles and waits for Stu*