h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*the heavy drops to the floor eather dead or very very asleep*

*small continuity duck appears next to kitten and whips out notebook for report on how that happened*

please tell me which part is cheating...?

*deckhand's weapon disabled. Deckhand's larynx crushed.*

*stu splashes hot oil from cooker into mr big's cabin, allowing exit route for kitten...magnesium flare follows...*
*checks safe for booby-traps, opens without mishap. Adds contents to sack, takes charts and lists from the wall.*

*restores deckhand's weapon, administers coup de grace to deckhand.
Opens porthole for eyeball, kitten, and ducks to exit. Covers the galley area for other hoods.*

*the fire which rapidly spread in mr big's cabin effectively blocked the goons' access to the portholes on the same side as the chemist's area. And moments after the kitten and duck retreat from behind the screen and out the door, the fire spreads to block the door.
Meanwhile, Stu is shooting out any kneecaps coming down from topside.*

*kitten looks startled at this amazing brake in the free will rule*

Kat-how are you able to see someone a couple of hundred feet below you with a light at your back? No mention was made of night vision goggles

PS it is not fair to shoot someone when they are in a completely different county to their computer.

*sets CREWS gun to long distance frazzle, then fires, aiming very carefully and sweeping rays in arc along the line of enemy at top of lighthouse and heavies around building, before crawling rapidl forward on her tummy and into an old blowhole in the cliff wich leads to a 1 person size cave. Puts bandage round her knee, which is only grazed, and takes two aspirin.*

*Wonders, for a split second, what's happened to the lawyers.*

<apologies to rosemary. Your silhoette (silohette erm thing) shows against the light. However I shall backtrack to not include you being shot as that is unfair...and you have no made a large hole in everything

*deck hands rush to put fire out which is useful because the chemist and virus aren't actually out of the yacht...does the safe contain the virus?

All npc's memories are conveniently wiped and structural damage solved.

Deckhand comes through the hatch, realises the chemist is not in fact the chemist, whips out his pistol and calls for backup. (stu you may use any weapons on you, and the chip fryer but try to be discreet).

In Mr. Big's room, the situation has be rewound to a kitten behind a screen and heavies not having noticed her entrance, because she didn't do a thundering kitten approach but a sneaking one.

On the cliffs, the cousin and his remaining heavies take shelter in a bullet-proof car and leave...very fast. The cliffs are secure

*

Oh the lawyers ran away squealing by the by

*the kitten waits watching the guards the screen is just far away enough from the wall to leave her enough space to take human form as she watches*

*guards stand around Mr. Big until he has finished his conversation. They then escort the gentleman through a door leading straight to the deck. Mr. Big is left alone, naked in his jacuzzi...*

*steps out from behind the screen obviously unarmed... in the most obvious way, she still has a black coller around her neck as the kitten did had it been noticed...*

Mr Big?
oh certinly mr big *giggles*
you do'nt mind me being here do you? I wanted to see what all the fuss was about...
*makes a small purring noise*

*Stu greets deckhand with a boot to the solar plexus; tinks the deckhand's weapon. Listens for anything from Mr Big's room. Not perceiving a threat, neutralises the deckhand completely.*