h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What, you mean the eagle that's going to turn into an air fighter in Dirk Gently's house?

He'd better, or else I've got no clue about his statement.

One and the same.

Ah, good. We're all on the same pages.

You know, I've never read any of those "The Mighty Thor" comics. Never got to see what I was missing.

But I have read every "Lane Mastadon" comic ever published. I think that NYC should go read some Lane Mastadon comics. I really, really think he should.

Then can NYC expect a copy of the set in the mail? For NYC is busy working off debt.

I think that a set could be purchased for about 50 Points in a certain Used Treasure Shop. Too bad that shop won't open again until at least 9 PM tonight, and hours are sporadic after that.

Dumb luck factors into that store's hours, I've noticed.

See, now the problem with that is that that would cost money, which would break the parameters of the preceding sentence =p.

Well, no more than your preceeding sentence just broke it, really...

I'd go after it, but I can't stand Affy's demented twisted MUD plot. It scares me away!

Well, if you can translate my points into some kind of real world currency that will be accepted as legal tender, then by all means hold onto it and don't purchase the comics.

But if I'm right in my assumption that I'm one of the only vendors in the world willing to accept Points, then I don't see how not buying comics will help you. Unless you're intent on saving up for something more expensive that I'll implement down the line (which won't be for a while, let me tell you).

And Corrupt, I don't see what's twisted or demented about my current puzzles. Aside from the painfully punny Baker, there's nothing too tough to stomach. And I've told you the solution to that forest already.

... Would it help if I knew what the spoon you were talking about?

In all honesty, I don't think it would. That sounds sarcastic, but it's not.