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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 13, 2004
Oh, OK. Zamba! 
GO HOME!
*elephant exits*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 13, 2004
I had an elephant once. My father was going to sell it to an ivory dealer, so we ran away . . . wait, that was the Simpsons. 
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 13, 2004
Yes, life does immitate the Simpsons.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 14, 2004
It would be better if life were to follow Family Guy.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 14, 2004
Where random celebrities showed up just in time to be killed?
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 14, 2004
Yes. That would be very interesting. 
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U521150 Posted Apr 14, 2004
*Britney Spears walks in*
[BS] Hi, guys - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
*she falls into a pit of crocodile-infested poisoned toxic hydrochloric acid*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 14, 2004
Plus, it also seems to be helping the state of pop-music. 
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U521150 Posted Apr 14, 2004
*Justin Timberlake comes in, looking like a fool as he slways does dressed in those strange, strange trying-to-look-hip-hop-when-he's-an-annoying-pop-star-who-can't-sing clothes*
[JT] Yo ma homies - GWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
*he gets rushed by a group of rabid teenyboppers who have no taste in music and suffocates to death very painfully*
*the teenyboppers leave afterwards*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 14, 2004
Hmm. I havent seen Courtney Love around for a while.
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U521150 Posted Apr 14, 2004
I hope we don't - as annoying as she can be, she does have a child to look after....even though I wouldn't call her a good mother....*grumble grumble*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 14, 2004
Yes, but I'd REALLY like her to show up.
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U521150 Posted Apr 14, 2004
Fine then *rolls eyes and pats GB on the head*
*Courtney Love turns up, looking dishevelled and unladylike*
[CL] I can't believe they took Francis Bean away from me....I'll have to go get some more money from those 
in bstard Grohl and Novoselic...heh....
....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
*she doesn't look where she's going and falls off a large cliff into a Hole <>*
*she is never seen again, and is presumed dead after a horrible painful death*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 14, 2004
Hmm. I like it. I like it a lot! 
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U521150 Posted Apr 14, 2004
*Eminem comes in, swearing and cursing in the things he calls 'music', all for the 'interests' of his 'music'*
*he is shot by neighbourhood watch*
Anyone else?
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Apr 14, 2004
Domanic Keating
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U521150 Posted Apr 14, 2004
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I can't! 
I won't! I'll protect him!
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 14, 2004
*Ralph Nader walks up to the podoum to make a speach*
My fellow Americans...
*the podium bursts into flames and Nader is immolated*
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