A Conversation for The League of H2G2
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Apr 19, 2004
Guilty! now where's that cage of marmosets
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 19, 2004
I think you left it in that other thread!
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Apr 19, 2004
oh well not to worry, I'll just go and fetch it
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 20, 2004
*cleans up the court room in preparation for the next trial*
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Apr 20, 2004
*brings the marmoset cage back in*
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 20, 2004
Ok, let's grab AK!
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 20, 2004
We can't kill AK for not liking Star Trek.
We can only brutally assault him. 
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Apr 20, 2004
The marmosts won't /kill/ him
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 20, 2004
They'll inflict but a flesh wound.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 21, 2004
Good enough. I find the defendant guilty.
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AK - fancy that! Posted Apr 21, 2004
well, no point in sticking around!
*bangs gavel, dressed in Judge costume*
Guilty as charged!
*notices several peopel staring*
*tosses the costume off and runs out the door*
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U521150 Posted Apr 21, 2004
Well I /am/ one of the judges...and I pronounce him guilty...however, he needs to stay here for the sentencing!
Come back here!
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U521150 Posted Apr 21, 2004
*frowns and bangs her gavel*
*security guards drag AK back in*
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AK - fancy that! Posted Apr 21, 2004
*security guards try to drag AK back in but he's already flushed himself down an oversized toilet and is on the way to the sewers*
oh crap. literally.
*tries to escape*
*bursts a pipe*
*comes out in the street*
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U521150 Posted Apr 21, 2004
*there are security guards in the street as well, and policemen, they spot AK and run after him*
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AK - fancy that! Posted Apr 21, 2004
damn.
*runs*
*matrix leap to the top of building*
*takes a swig of water and does yoga till someone arrives*
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 22, 2004
*rooftop folds up around AK and traps him in a giant cage that descends into through the building to the courtroom level*
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AK - fancy that! Posted Apr 22, 2004
*dies from the fall*
*burns up*
*opens eyes, and the fire ghoes out*
just kidding!
*pops up and runs through the wall out to the street again*
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 22, 2004
*...into the arms of the guards*
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- 221: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Apr 19, 2004)
- 222: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Apr 19, 2004)
- 223: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Apr 19, 2004)
- 224: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Apr 20, 2004)
- 225: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Apr 20, 2004)
- 226: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Apr 20, 2004)
- 227: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Apr 20, 2004)
- 228: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Apr 20, 2004)
- 229: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Apr 20, 2004)
- 230: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Apr 21, 2004)
- 231: AK - fancy that! (Apr 21, 2004)
- 232: U521150 (Apr 21, 2004)
- 233: AK - fancy that! (Apr 21, 2004)
- 234: U521150 (Apr 21, 2004)
- 235: AK - fancy that! (Apr 21, 2004)
- 236: U521150 (Apr 21, 2004)
- 237: AK - fancy that! (Apr 21, 2004)
- 238: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Apr 22, 2004)
- 239: AK - fancy that! (Apr 22, 2004)
- 240: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Apr 22, 2004)
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