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Is this some kind of CODE?</>

Feuille I have a new assignment for you

*pulls out a piece of League headed paper and writes on it

"Feuille,

You have been assigned to work on a new killer trolley, it has to have AI and weapons, but the rest is up to you.

Head scientist

Khamsin"

Hands her the letter*

Now don't let Mr Christopher see your new assignment

Hmm, you're not trying to use Feuille as a "test subject" are you?

Yes of course... why not... its either that or...

GB come here you haven'tn taken the tests yet That way feuille can see its harmless as she does the tests on you

Now sit on this chair GB

*gestures to a big metal chair bolted to the ground with for the arms and legs*

now sit down GB

*nervoisly walks around, knocking over things like "extract of pointsetia" and "escence of camel"*

The point of being leader is that I have people to do that for me. Feuille, sit on the chair.

*finds a mysteriously padlocked cabinet*

Hmm, could this be the infamous Cabinet of Dr. Khamsin?

That cabinet wasn't cleared with me.

erm... erm.. n... n.. NO!

Thats erm... Geddon's one

What's in it?

*pushes MR C. out of the way and stands in front*

Oh nothing... nothing

Pushing a superior officer, eh?

Isn't there some rule about /not/ opening a s cabinet?

Not in this society.

*attepts to pry the back off the cabinet*

Erm, am I to sit in the chair or what?

Don't ask me, I'm only second in command. Ask Khamsin, if you can get her away from the cabinet.

Khamsin? You're a /woman/? You said you were a man! Shockin, this is worse than Eastenders on a bad day!

I meant "him". There are a lot of silly disquises moving around.