A Conversation for The League of H2G2

The Tearoom

Post 541

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

*pulls the hot tea cord, dumping hot tea with lemon wedges onto Khamsin*


The Tearoom

Post 542

Khamsin

YOUCH!!!!

smiley - wah why did... did you do that brothersmiley - wah

I'm going to tell mum

*runs out*


The Tearoom

Post 543

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

*shouts after:* Because you tried to kill me!

*using my mobile phone, I call mother*

Hello mother. If someone who looks like me but is burned and covered in lemon wedges and tea should come to the door, release the swarm of killer lemon-attracted bees. Oh, and I may be getting married! Get out the yellow dress and pumps, and once Uncle Bernard is taken care of, get youself a nice new dress too.


The Tearoom

Post 544

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Not another wedding! smiley - headhurts


The Tearoom

Post 545

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - wow Mr Christopher, you beat him...


The Tearoom

Post 546

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

Yes, Anthea. Leap into my arms!

Oh, wait. *puts down sword*

Now, now leap into my arms!


The Tearoom

Post 547

Khamsin

*runs back in covered in bee stings*

smiley - wah did you phone mum?


The Tearoom

Post 548

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Yes, she has been on the line for the last five months. I hope you intend to pay the bill. smiley - cross


The Tearoom

Post 549

Khamsin

smiley - bruised make him pay it, he was the one on the phone, isn't that right BROTHER


The Tearoom

Post 550

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

I can't make him pay it, he's the SiC. smiley - erm


The Tearoom

Post 551

Khamsin

smiley - ill but its his fault


The Tearoom

Post 552

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Yes, but he is the SiC.

Now, if in some way he were to stop being the SiC then perhaps . . . But until then you'll have to pay.


The Tearoom

Post 553

Khamsin

smiley - erm how about you suspend him as the SiC then make him pay and then reinstate him


The Tearoom

Post 554

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

That'd take too much time. It's not like killing him at all.


The Tearoom

Post 555

Khamsin

smiley - erm why not kill him then?


The Tearoom

Post 556

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Oh I couldn't. I'm not an ingenious megalomaniacal scientist.


The Tearoom

Post 557

Khamsin

smiley - erm are you tryig to imply something??


The Tearoom

Post 558

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

That scientists should work for the betterment of mankind and for prifit rahter than to...um, never mind.


The Tearoom

Post 559

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

I'm not TRYING to imply anything.


The Tearoom

Post 560

Khamsin

smiley - evilgrin I shall kill you yet my brother...

smiley - erm so you aren't trting to say I'm evil then?


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