h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*vibrates body to produce slight hum*

*glues all of Mr Cs apendages to immovable planks of wood*

The sound of silence.

*blinks eyes to make slight puckering sound*

*Tapes eyelides open.*

Be Quiet!

*stares intently*

As long as it's quiet.

*stares intently as a stack of dishes, causing them to clatter*

What are they doing in here?

*Moves dishes out of the room.*

*stares intently at the lamp, causing it to flicker*

*waits patiently*

Ahum, i am here as leader of the MOTMV to discuss diplomatic relations between our two societys and the possability of us uniting.

*watches Mr C struggle*

*Frees him out of sheer boredom*

*sigh*

do they actually have any diplomats or will it end up like the signed agreement that never was?

Greetings, I am Mr. Ignatious Christopher, H2G2 Diplomat of good relations and telekenesis. Shall we ajourn to the study for cheese and brandy?

We dont have a study.

Hello Jack. What do you want?

*hates repeating himself but seems forced to*

I am here as leader of the MOTMV to discuss diplomatic relations between our two societys and the possability of us uniting.

~~~echo......echo......echo~~~

But our two societies are very different.

Which is why we need this conference, and if you look at the camp blueprints, you can see there is a study off the Great Hall.

Follow me...

*all three enter a small but charming study with a painting of Looseton Churchvalley over the fireplace*

Now, please explain your organization and what your ideas are.

*sigh*

you really are quite slow sometimes

you wanted me to join your league, im giving you a chance to discuss this possability

Yes, yes. Let's discuss. anyone?

Mr. C: He is leader of an "army" that I am a member of.

Jack: I didn't want you to join, I wanted you to register.

So Godben, you defacted from his army to establish one of your own?

No, I'm still in his army. We're at A2334007 (Dont let the page fool you.)