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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jan 19, 2004
I found a quote yesterday on what the British would make the Americans do if we took over again, the bit tha was most amusing was this:
"Finally, the game "American Football" shall be banned, as the 2.0197% of you who have noticed there is life outside your borders will already know, American Football is not played ANYWHERE else, thus proving it really isn't all you think it to be. You shall play proper football (that which you call soccer... Eventually some of the braver of your country will be allowed to partake in the game of rugby, which is like American Football, except the teams do not stop every twenty seconds for a break, wearing full bullet-proof Kevlar suits...
PS. You will be forced to tell us who shot JFK, because we're dying to know."
I do not personally share the beliefes of theis person, and therefore am not liable to flaming, trolling, abuse or banning due to apparent sexist or racistm remarks one may find in the above quote (I've cut most of it out). I just thought it was amusing that someone may actually believe that the Americans are too wimpish to play rugby (afterall, there is an American rugby tam posted in the Rugby World Cup)
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Jan 19, 2004
GB: re your mercenary problem, drop into the lab. I have something that you can give her that might solve your problem
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 20, 2004
No, she went away after I discovered that she's a man called Jack. 
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jan 25, 2004
It's that guy with the fish again, will you watch where you're waiving that thing, it could go off.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jan 25, 2004
Don't make me get the Fluffy Bunnies, they're currently protecting the MotMV tea room, but I'm sure Lord Fleder can handle that on his own.
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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jan 25, 2004
HE'S GOT A FISH!!! DUCK AND COVER PEOPLE!!!
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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Jan 26, 2004
I have 
trained in the deadliest of of martial arts Dimac that can handle even the fluffiest of bunnies with ease...
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jan 26, 2004
Don't make me laugh, Lord Fleder is the pinkest fluffiest bunny you have ever seen. your sheep would mess in its little woolen pants if it saw him.
PS I laugh with scorn at your pathetic nija sheep 
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 27, 2004
No fighting in here, take it to the battleground.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 31, 2004
A2141056 is our battle field. Rather dull, isn't it?
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Wøñkø Posted Jan 31, 2004
the persona's page is a bit better than it used to be though...
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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Feb 1, 2004
I've just noticed, a lot of people have no jobs (Anthea for example) I demand that we put a majority of them into SEALS ('cos I only got 2 recruits)
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Feb 2, 2004
Nope, they're default. They fall under the strike force.
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- 121: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jan 19, 2004)
- 122: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Jan 19, 2004)
- 123: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 20, 2004)
- 124: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Jan 25, 2004)
- 125: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jan 25, 2004)
- 126: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Jan 25, 2004)
- 127: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jan 25, 2004)
- 128: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jan 25, 2004)
- 129: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Jan 26, 2004)
- 130: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jan 26, 2004)
- 131: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 27, 2004)
- 132: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jan 30, 2004)
- 133: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 31, 2004)
- 134: Wøñkø (Jan 31, 2004)
- 135: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Feb 1, 2004)
- 136: AK - fancy that! (Feb 1, 2004)
- 137: Wøñkø (Feb 1, 2004)
- 138: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Feb 1, 2004)
- 139: BLT: Not dead - yet (Feb 1, 2004)
- 140: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Feb 2, 2004)
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