The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Dec 15, 2003
Cat Saga Part III
Tail Sale Tale
So what to do without an end
No waggy thing of sinuous bend
Maybe a prosthetic I shall have to invest
Because of my overwhelming need to ingest
My tail that day oh silly me
To get in this state I should never be
So where and what and who shall I go
What material is preferable to be just so
For to look false can not be that great
So a true to life bearing is a must to not look fake
Then maybe I can hold my head high
And my tail in turn as I saunter by
On this new path I shall endeavour to proceed
And forget all about my past appetite greed
A new tail, a new tail, I'll look for a tail
Wherever and whenever there shall be one for sale
Cat Saga Part I - A Cat's Lament
Cat Saga Part II - A Tale Less Tail