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Cat Saga Part II
A Tale Less Tail

Oh deary me, oh woe oh woe

My poor wee tail has had to go

Bitten off in the prime of life

Causing me no end of trouble and strife

My balance has gone and I look quite funny

I cry all the time making my nose all runny

Really it was such a stupid thing to do

Eating my tail without so much as a boo

No doubt I'll get indigestion and feel quite ill

Forcing me to take one of those chalky type pills

It'll make me feel better, but my tail will still be gone

Really I am so depressed, with no good thoughts to dwell upon

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Cat Saga Part I - A Cat's Lament

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