The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Dec 4, 2003
Cat Saga Part II
A Tale Less Tail
Oh deary me, oh woe oh woe
My poor wee tail has had to go
Bitten off in the prime of life
Causing me no end of trouble and strife
My balance has gone and I look quite funny
I cry all the time making my nose all runny
Really it was such a stupid thing to do
Eating my tail without so much as a boo
No doubt I'll get indigestion and feel quite ill
Forcing me to take one of those chalky type pills
It'll make me feel better, but my tail will still be gone
Really I am so depressed, with no good thoughts to dwell upon
Cat Saga Part I - A Cat's Lament
