h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I most heartily agree....
sooo, the hen night! Has anything been decided?

...I have a spare house! The only problem is, I can't get the smell of cookies out of it.

However, it does have a very large master bedroom with a four poster bed, and hidden buttons that do cool or deadly stuff! I built it as a second evil layer, so there's a secret passage from the library leading to an underground laboratory. (I'm a very traditional mad scientist. As you can guess, it's adjoining the dungeon.)

Just... when you lie down on the bed, don't let anyone press that red button near the door. Really, the last people I allowed to stay there thought it was a lightswitch, it took me ages to clean up the blood stains from the sheets...

Or I could just bring some home cooking.

- Jordan

Did I just spell 'lair' as 'layer?' I really am tired!!! :S

[Turns around to go to bed, and leaves by executing a flawless leap from the window.]

[Trips over shoelaces.]

- Jordan

well the button would be the first thing to go...

but we are lookng for a house with hot tube and swimming pool, although I don't inted to swim in it

enjoy your trip

It has a hot tub... Well, did you ever read about that inventor in Terry Pratchett who would build stuff that did rather unusual stuff... like the shower in the wizard's academy? Let's just say that I designed it, and you shouldn't experiment too much with the brightly-coloured buttons.

There's a swimming pool out the back with nuclear cooling rods down the bottom.

- Jordan

thats why we didn't consider a house in the mad scientist part of h2g2

now maid of honour, go plan the hen night

plan plan my minion


sorry i am getting quite over exited now...

I don't think he is very good at planning

yay!!!!! you are on, and by some strange miricale

*coughs wedding to Ena* I'm still online

no no i am not on line...
I am in biology class... "reviseing"

yes I know all about your biology "revision"

if they knew what you were doing more would want to be here

yes, they shouldent leve me in the computer lab unsupervised...
the fools...

unsupervised<laugh they really are fools

been looking at kilt hire again... need to speak to my mum though...

egads!
you dont need to hire a kilt if you dont want to...
if its too mush hassel i mean
I wouldent want you to go to all that trouble for a silly dance...
although i bet you would look very dashing in a kilt

well I want to go to the hassle...

and its not much of trouble... I'd do anything for you

do you mind if I tell my mum about... well you?

no i dont mind at all...

I already told mine

ok will make it easier to hire the kilt that way

I told Nick I'm going to wear a kilt, so I have to now

yes you do,


I will look forward to seeing that
cant wait to see you again anyway... but the prospect of you wereing a kilt as well...

I think you and Fay are the ones really looking forward to it

don't worry Fay, I'll let Anthea steal my camera

I would wear a kilt the entire way up, if it meant I got to see you

so, ummm...whats going on?

Yay! There MUST be pictures of you in the kilt