h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The wedding is to be held here. Please maintain silence in this thread until after the ceremony, unless you are part of the ceremony itself (e.g. Bride, Groom, Best Man, Maid of Honour, etc).

Khamsin, please step forward.

*Khamsin steps to the front smiling nervously*

The Registrar would like to point out that the ceremony hasn't started yet, so please feel free to come in and sit down.

*comes in and sits down wearing a nice big pink hat, she is dabbing her eyes with a hanky*

*gets ready to take anthea down the central passage by standing by the door*

*Feuille sets up, near the front, a rather spiffy looking cardboard cut-out of Hannah, complete with tissues and confetti in a fake plastic hand*

*goes to Khamsin and gives him a friendly punch on the shoulder, then straightens her top hat*

It'll be great...</>

*enters wearing a kilt, dress gordan tartan with prince charlie jacket and all the rest of it, takes a seat.*

*Walks in wearing a white sleeveless dress with flowers, and takes a seat somewhere in the middle.*

*smiles at Feuille*

*whisper* I hope you are right*/*

Don't worry, if she runs I'll trip her up with my silver topped cane and you can tie her down...</>

*begins to sob already*

*laughs nervously at Feuilles suggestion and checks his kilt to make sure its on right*

Thanks for coming everyone

And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, pray silence for the bride and her father.

(Bridal March) Tum, tum-tee-tum. Tum, tum-tee-tum. Tum, tum-tee-tum, tum-tee-tum, tum-tee-tum.

*looks nervous*
*waits for father*

rite you ready then?

Yeah... I suppose so...

*starts to sniffle*

*brow gets many worry lines*
You think so? that doesnt sound to good..

come on dad...
may as well get this over with...
hes a good man...

*sits patiently, checking for possible exit routes if it all gets to much.*