h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello.
Luckily the Presidential Campaign doesn't seem to leak into that many other forums, and I don't think anyone minds if they lose. I'm just in it for the fun.
Incidently, remember the doughnut stall is on my beach.

I think we should from henceforth try to keep the donut stall politics free, really, we have *so* many candidates running it etc. that it begins to get silly.

*hands over honey donut & logs off for lunch; doesn't bother with tags because her mother knows she's online*

I agree - this Doughnut Stall is a Politics Free Zone.
Food and Politics don't mix - political campaigns may upset people who are eating...

}Yeah! I 'gree!{

*Leaves a note, as no-one seems to be around*

Introducing politics when people are eating is a bad idea, as it spoils their enjoyment.

Introducing food when people are talking politics is a good idea, as it makes them lighten up a bit.

Usually.

*Picks up the usual S7 and wanders off to contemplate politics*

OK then, just doughnuts. How about an S42!!

*Gasps of wonder*

I'm sure my great grandma once told me about one of those. It's a "Superbly sickly super star shaped Science Site Special, stomach soothing sanguine strawberries spaced shrewdly, safely showing several secretly seedless sultanas, shaken silently stimulating sublime sensations, seductively smooth sloe sauce smothered surface, stunning sherbet sprinkles, spectacular shortcake sensationally sliced, side salad served separately." I'm not sure about the punctuation though...

*teehee*

if you've got any fish doughnuts that Nutmeg could eat I'm sure she'd be very happy.

*Miau*

Damn, there's no-one here to hear me!

DGL

*swoons*

Isn't that dangerously close to the UNMENTIONABLE???

Close, but believe me it was an honest coincidence. I just ran out of mentionable S's there, how many sweet foodstuffs start with an S? How many adjectives do I know?

*Please don't answer that one*

Dr Goof

..umm...a donut please...any donut...

ahh...withdrawl...3 nights of performing Faure's Requiem...it has a slight tendency to stop you getting/serving donuts...

But the concerts were good at least...

*DD goes to the aid of his comotosed Vice*

Joanna, how many fingers am I holding up?

*read backlog & goes over with a "bring-you-round" donut...specially made to bring round people who've just fainted because they heard too many S's at once...*

Does that include the 3 hidden behind your back, DD?

*hands BB a honey donut so he can eat instead of spead vicous rumours...*

Now, BB, I'm sure there's a very good reason why he only has 3 fingers on one hand...

*comes to slightly blearily, humming the tune of the Libera Me domine movement from Fauré's requiem*

I'm going to be singing that for the forseeable future...

*her mind has blocked out memory of the S42- it was all to much*

I didn't count. How close to 42 did he get?

Probably a wise decision.

Argh...Joanna...don't...you'll have me singing it again...just after I'd managed to stop too...

Simulpost... *curses viciously and picks up a MHCHUD*

They're annoying......especially when you can't tell the difference as easily now...