h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Damn! It seems that every time I get here (well, appear here), Joanna leaves. Bad timing.
WESTY, hi there! I'm not from the IoW, but from nearby. However, Bluebottle is actually from there, so you can talk to him. He owns this beach too!

I'm back again, albeit briefly... hi Westy...Bluebottle, who runs the beach comes from the Isle of Wight.

*holographical projection fades*
Well, I'd better be going now.
I'll see you (all) tomorrow!
*hologram eventually dissappears*
*now incredably frustrating note reappears*
You know the rest...

*Wonders in, resplendant in Southampton shirt instead of his usual white suit*
Hello all!
I it self service? I doubt that very much at this time of the evening...
*Decides to wait for one of either Jo or E to take down the sign*
*Decides to put on Single handed Sailor by DS on the JB*

*takes an IWA before disappearing again*

*Drumroll*

Welcome back to the arena that is h2g2 from Bangor, Northern Ireland,
Deeeeeeemooooooon Draaaaaaaweeeeeeer.

*Rocky theme plays on Jukebox*

A shilloette appears.

*Joanna stares suspiciously at the sihlouette... takes a chocolate supreme and makes sure the is up before departing.*

Oh dear I seem to have scared Joanna off wtih some atrocious spelling.

mine' s no better, I don't think.. Not scared, tired.

Night then. Joanna.

{INSERT WALTONS THEME HERE}







Old joke, but I had to say it...
'night DD

night john boy


dooo doo doo doooooo doo dooo dooo


so where on the isle of wight is blue bottle from as am missing it big style due too the fact i am on an oil rig in west africa, dont worry i will not pollute this beach, as that aint my scene, so who's got the donuts here?

*wonders if Joanna is 'here' it seems like she is, but it could just be a trick of the light*

*thinks she would like a donut, but doesn't ask for one so as not to be caught talking to an empty stall*

*leaves a note for WESTY-Hi! Joanna or Eomando have the donuts around here, but if they're not here, feel free to help yourself. Just stay out of the kitchen. GR *

*hands over Snowrainbow in passing... Happy Easter/St George's day*

*hands over Snowrainbow in passing... Happy Easter/St George's day*

*wonders where these two wonderful donuts came from*

*and why she felt the sudden urge to say, 'happy easter/st george's day too'*

BB is from Sandown, hence the first name for the 'H2G2 Waterworks and Beach' being 'Virtual Sandown Pier'

*removes both signs*

*Walks in doing the guitar solo from sultans of swing, without the need for a guitar*
Hello Joanna
Could I have a mobius please?
You should check my page, i've got the lovely page breaks you have in guideml in html. That's just how damn clever I am
*Sits down and wallows in his own crapulence*

*hands over a mobius*