h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That's good to hear, I mean read.

It's a beautiful day today here in Oklahoma City so I'm in a better mood than usual.

Ha, pure night up here. My space station's arrived at last to take its place in h2g2, and I've moved myself up here. Even with all this super equipment I've got, it stil takes ages to download this thread.
Still...

lol, I'm glad to here that...

Can't believe anyone would want to put *Firestarter* on the Jukebox. Quickly replaces with They Dance Alone by Sting.

Any chance of a S7 over here?

*Runs in, dressed as Krylma Leader*

Ah, Eomando. I've got you right where I . . .

*Clutches head*

Arrrgh!!! COFFEE! I NEED SOME COFFEE! THE CAFFEINE'LL SUPRESS HIM!!! JUST SOMEONE GIVE ME COFFEE!!!!!!!

*Falls onto the floor, mumbling something about someone named, "Mr. Frump"*

NO NOT FIRESTARTER!!!! I hate that song. I'm talking about an *old* Prodigy song from 1992, off The Prodigy Experience. Ugh, I can't stand their newer stuff.

Can I get a Dr. Pepper E? I need something to help me get over this brush with someone thinking I have bad taste.

Sorry for yelling DD, I just really hate that song.

From what you're all saying, I'm glad I've never heard that song!
anyway, I've got to go now, so I'll see you all later. Help Affy if you could, my watch detects multiple personalities, which is a bad experience.
CU!!!
*takes his leave after leaving a note:*
As owner of the most scientifically advanced Space Station in the Known Universe, I do believe I have the right to introduce it to the world of h2g2. It is soon to be completing teleportation preparations on the ground, and I am looking for people to work on the 'station on a pretty permanent basis, to serve visitors and generally enjoy themselves. Many advantages. Please apply to BigC as soon as possible

*hands over an S7 to DD, then, seeing Affy crying out for coffee, she runs over with a huge mug full...*

Glad tha's all sorted then. Nice bloke from what I hear. Belfast chap. Lousy taste in music.

*Pulls himself off floor, shaking, still clutching head*

Aaargh! BLASTED SYMLPOST! I NEED SOME CAFFEINE BEFORE . . .

*Gets a strange look, and pulls an odd looking rod-shaped device, a pencil, and a peice of paper out of his odd-looking costume*

Eomando, we meet again. For the last!

*Scratches the name "Eomando" off the paper, and flips a switch on the rod-shaped device, which begins to hum*

I found this trinket in Afgnaccp5's lab. I like what it does. I must meet this "Affy" as I've seen people calling him. In any event, I doubt you will survive this.

*Turns a few dials on the rod, but hesitates. Clutches head again*

WILL SOMEONE GIVE ME A CAFFEINATED DRINK! ANYTHING! I'LL EVEN HAVE TAB!!!

*E also hands over a Dr. Pepper to GR and says bye to BigC*

Cheers E, it's kinda busy around here I've just opened up first 25 forums on three sets of windows to try and keep up.

*GR gets ready to tackle Affy if he actually tries to fire that device at E, and motions DD to do the same*

Hey E! Can I have a Dr. Pepper too? Thanks....

*DD is not sure what E is signally and opens his Doc Pepper all over Affy*

*E hands over another Dr. Pepper...a little startled by the number of sylmposts but relieved that Affy now has caffine so the Krylman leader shouldn't be too much trouble*

E didn't signal you, I did. Didn't you notice that Affy was pointing some strange device at E? I thought we should be ready to restrain him if he decides to use it. Without hurting him of course

*Calms down*

Oooh, I needed that. Thanks. Not sure I needed the Dr. Pepper, but thanks, anyway.

*Stares at rod device, and snaps it in two*

I'll probably never need a hyperbolic incantation concentrator, anyway. Okay, look. I built this weird . . . well, never mind what it is, it's too long a story, but I've got the personality of the Krylma Leader implanted in my mind. He's after all of his enemies from the Bond forum, which means look out Garius, Eomando, Joanna, DD, Paul Perfect, etc. Until I figure out what to do, I need a constant supply of caffeine nearby. Well, I'm off to the Aroma Cafe. Thanks!

*Pushes a few buttons on watch, remembers he broke it, and walks out*

*DD is also getting somewhat worried about the length of time you have to wait for service here now*

Joanna, time for another superlative methinks

I think that's a good idea.

Until then, I'm getting out of here.

Take it easy everybody.