h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Honey?

Lime Latice.

Charles Gray* is dead. Why don't people tell me these things?


*Bloefeld from Diamonds are Forever.

*Hands over honey donut to Blue...*

*Hands over lime lattice to DD.*

*Joolsee enters carrying large string bag.*
Howdy peeps! I'm here to pick up my fuel for the first test run of Doughbird DPSSC. 700 mobius and 3 custard donuts please, E.

*After a few minutes, E returns with 700 mobius strip donuts & 3 custard donuts*

Need a hand getting them down there...?

Er....yes please.
*Looks confused.*
*Holds out open string bag.*

*As E starts putting the donuts in the bag, she realises that Joolsee was smart enough to bring a very-nearly bottomless bag... (Very nearly because otherwise you'd never be able to get the ones out of the bottom - or they'd fall straight through...)*

There you go.

I'll get these as part of my sponsorship deal just put them on my account.

Wow! Thanks DD! You are a star!
*Swings bag over shoulder.*
*Falls over.*
*Gets up.*
*Swings bag over other shoulder.*
*Falls over.*
Perhaps someone could help me carry it?

OK, if you insist...

Would you like anything else?

Come to think of it, could I take ten ring donuts for the team? Just plain. We're all in training.

OK, sylmpost...but I'll still help you Joolsee...

*hands over an extra 10 donuts*

By the way before you get too far away why don't you all sign Ormy's birthday card before he turns up for his party at the F&F.

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=23476&thread=42664

*helps self to chocolate supreme*

Thank you.
*Clenches jaw.*
Nw w mst g n st th cr.
*Unclenches jaw.*
Sorry. Now we must go and test the car! To Charlton Heston Services!

Hi Joanna it's all go around here now. Please may I have a S3

*Joolsee and Eomando leave, under a large string bag full of donuts. They head off up the beach.*

*hands over S3 to DD*

Erm...can I have an S16... I'm about to have to crawl through some ventilation shafts in search of stowaways, and I'd rather not do it without having one last donut...