h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You're going to kill the entire state of Maine, Fiend?

Sounds like a good idea to me...
Unless I know anyone from Maine????

Stephen King lives in Maine. I don't know whether you like him or not, but I do.

Did you see that I read your new entry BB?

Could I get another yummy donut Joanna? And some sprinkles for Neil?

*hands over donuts and sprinkles*
Please don't kill the entire state of Maine, I think New England's pretty.

I've never actually read any Stephen King... I object to considering his very insulting comments regarding Stanley Kubrick's "The Shining", which is a film masterpiece.
(I like Kubrick)
But thanks for reading my article

The Shining the book is a lot different than the movie. That's King's problem with it. But I love them both (the book and the movie, and King and Kubrick).

You must like Kubrick, you do quote Full Metal Jacket on your page. I love kubrick as well. My favorite movie of his is Dr. Strangelove. It's also my favorite movie period at the moment.

-Neil says thanks Joanna.

HAHA - I'm currently in college and sitting next to the real life "Fiend" - I can reveal, in case you hadn't worked it out, he meant to put "MAIME" but couldn't spell it...

He is going to give me the frowning of a lifetime when he reads this!!!

I agree - the humour in it is so, well, unique.
And of course there's Peter Sellers too. Any film stariing Peter Sellers, Peter Sellers and Peter Sellers cannot be bad!
Afterall, I am named after Peter Seller's Goon Show character Bluebottle. Peter Sellers was, without doubt, one of the greatest actors ever.

No Mr Hazmando i did mean i will kill every one in maine as part of my worl domination plan.

Do I ever hate tutorial!
CU later!

I dont rate dr stranglove that much, I much prefer the Shining or Full Metal Jacket, FMJ because of the sadistic sense of humour presented by the Drill Sergent

Yes, that humour is, definately, sadistic - much immitated, but never bettered. In fact, you could say that the entire first half of that recent film "Starship Troopers" was a pale impression of Full Metal Jacket - and they actually copied some lines! Cheats! Couldn't they write their own script instead of nicking someone elses????

Hello my friends Poke-Raven is back. Ok why talk about donuts well I'm glad to see that the conversation has
moved on from donuts to maine. You guys need help.

TEAM POKE RULE
ALL OTHERS ARE BIG PANTS

Does anybody else have an uncontrollable urge to Kill Fiend?
Because I do, And All I have to do is walk acroos a romm, and deck
shit inot him
Taking votes for wether i SHOULD OR not

Hey everyone - meet Anxer, another of my college buddies and, I'm sure you've gathered already, he HATES Fiend AKA Sam Page

*Mrgrunt looks skywards for divine intervention, preferably from a passing spacecraft*
*Eyes widen as he remembers something*
EVERYBODY, DON'T OPEN AN E-MAIL LABLED CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!!!
It contains a virus more powerful than melissa!

I perfer Dr Strangelove to other Kubrick movies because it moves so much faster than the others. I mean, Clockwork Orange is a great movie, but it puts me to sleep every time I watch it. FMJ is good, but it's depressing. But, it's probably my favorite Vietnam movie.

Yes Haz, I knew that Maine was a misstype. I was trying to be funny, I guess that I failed.

*grabs herself another Snow Rainbow*

Sorry, I was MIA for a while, I was trying to find a website for a local club, and it took longer than expected.

Ohhh Lordy, Trouble so hard, Has Anybody heard the new Moby Song?

I'm only joking about hating Fiend - he's actually my best friend and I love him to bits!!!

I LOVE FIEND I LOVE FIEND I LOVE FIEND I LOVE FIEND