h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Looks like we're all suffering from computer problems tonight.
I'd hoped to check all the backlog to Thursday, but that's unlikely at this rate.
Oh well, c'est la vie.

*Crawls out from underneath jukebox*

There. I've got an evil plan already! This plan will allow me to delve into a well of evil plans and sinisterly malicious manipulation!

Oh, the new jukebox still has the sleeping quarters, but it also has a shower, a fridge (for a doughnut when the stall closes and you don't want to bother anyone), and an ejection seat which will allow you to temporarily be shot into outer space in the event of an alien attack. Now, for lunch!

*Grabs an EBA, and a newspaper. Read post.*

Oh dear. I'm scandalized again. Perhaps my evil plans should wait for another day, eh?

Too true. My computer problems aren't as bad as those who are queueing for a computer here, though. I mean really. Its midnight!

Students ha!!! What am I still doing here at 1:30 on a w*** night.

BTW I got news today the first part of my promotion the aptitude test is on 2/3/00.

Cool!

I must have it really easy here in the Central time zone. Not even 11:00 yet. Well, I'll assume that it's self service since no one else has posted in, oh, two hours. I'll just help myself to an S16, an EBA, and a Mobius Strip.

*Takes doughnuts/donuts and puts them in the microwave. Leaves "Thank you" note*

Okay, I've got a new case. Joanna, you wouldn't happen to know anything about the scandal I'm involved in, would ya? This is another case I can't afford to pass up: clearing my own name!

*Removes donuts and eats them*

Also, can I have some info on "Veggieman"? I've been unable to ascertain exactly what his "super" powers are.

I'll see... (and BTW its Vegiman)
*leaves jam donut for BSs Breakfast*

*DD pops in and leaves jar of jam for later*

Doughnut please?

*hands over honey donut*
How are you today?

I'm fine thanks. I just got kicked out of the computer room I was in. I had to go all the way to the room next door to get to a computer. Everyone was chucked out because someone decided to book the room.

*sympathy*
That happens to me from time to time. Now I look at all the timetables. But I think I've found another room for if all else fails... the monitors aren't great, but its not used most of the time

This hadn't been booked until the last minute. As it hadn't been booked, they were able to book it and so chuch everyone off, regardless of any notices.

Have another donut.
I don't know if thats allowed here... I sure hope not!

Whether it's strictly *allowed* is different to if it happens, alas. They're lecturers, we're students.

Wretched people.
I've got to go to my lecture now

See you later, I hope

LUNCHTIME

*Sees that Joanna has left his lunchtime Rhubarb and Ginger Jam Doughnut*

Thanks Joanna, punctual as usual

*BS finally gets time to amble by and pick up breakfast doughnut which amazingly has not gone stale*

Well, it *is* and amazing donut stall

*It* may be amazing, but I'm giving up trying to fight my browser this lunchtime, things are moving far tooo sloooooww. See y'all later.

Oooooo, did DD mention rhubarb and ginger jam? That's my favourite. I think I'll depart from my usual toffee/honey EBA and order one of those rhubarb ginger jam doughnuts, please. Wait ... can I have both?

*hands over both donuts to GL, with a grin*
anyone else?