h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't know what Ampton told you, but his CD tray is in half-way up his back. Whisper this to Ampton to make him sit still long enough.

*Whispers something to MrGrunt*

There. This jukebox is fun! It'll take me a while to make sure that it survives reentry into the atmosphere though.

*Mrgrunt decides to put the radio on instead*
Um ampton, where is the tuner?
*Amton tells Mrgrunt*
Phew! thats all right
*Tweaks Ampton's ear until he gets a radio station*

*What?*
Affy, if I were you I'd be very glad that Joanna's not here...

I have given up with doing the trick...it won't work any more... But I did do it...

...I've also made a *huge* mistake in Bond...whoops...I'm not having a good day, am I?

...I'm looking for an airport, BTW, to move it too...

I wasn't really thinking straight. It's late and i've spent all day breathing paint fumes.
All the ideas i've had today are the result of paint fume induced madness.
I'm off to bed, night everybody!
*Walks towards the jukebox to climb in but realises that its undergoing 'tweaks'*
Damn
*Crashes out on the floor, fooling ampton into believing that it's a new dance, who instantly copies him*

lol

Thanks Eomando

*munch munch*

Wow this donut stall is a busy place. I go away for 2 hours and come back completely lost

*munch munch*

make sure to tell Joanna I stopped by!

-TVF

You're welcome.

I'll make sure I tell Joanna, she'll be very happy to know that you stopped by.

However, I must go...



It's help yourself, now...don't eat too many...

http://www.h2g2.com/U108409

Does this work?

You see E, it has NOTHING AT ALL to do with pressing Ctrl at the same time as smileying. Not a thing. Zilch. Zip. Nada. Nought. Zero. etc...

E, when you get back, take a look at my reply further up. I got your trick to work!!!!

Tatty 006, and he made 6 minutes into 3 and he's already in the article but thanks anyway.

Good, so it was just me doing it wrong...

I *know* I was pressing Ctrl at the same time as doing the smilie though...

*Removes self-service sign*

Donuts anyone...?

While I'm here anyway...

Yes! Can I have a surprise please E?

A *surprise*?!?!?

Justin, I hate trying to think of surprise donut...I'm just not as good at it as Joanna...

...Ermm...

OK, what about a banana donut...?

With lots of really sticky toffee sauce?

Of course...a banoffi pie donut...
...if that's how you spell it...I don't actually know...

Sounds good to me and don't worry about the smelling

I meant SPELLING. I did! Honest!

ROFL

I hope that, that was a typo...

*hands over donut*