h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Gratuatous plug time. Could anybody interested come to http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=24140&thread=37770, we are doing a top 5 greatest guitarist list.

Wrong, it was a message for Croz but he did a runner this afternoon before he could recieve it. Trust him! BTW, it was important thank you very much!

Well, when someone replys to your post, what do you expect them to think...?

Eomando, d'you want the jukebox?
If not I can send it back to milliways.

*Walks in, followed closely by Ampton*

Hello, all. Can I have an EBA, an IWA, an S16, and an L2? Don't worry, Ampton's all better now. Not much of a malfunction.

Mrgrunt-if you really want a watch, they're available at The Crater. I could probably fix a few mroe up from the UFO's wreckage. I assume that Gary could make some for you, but I'm still not sure where he got his.

*Notices Ampton gazing at the ceiling. Begins gazing as well*

*Plugs jukebox into wall*
*Puts on 'Bohemian Rhapsody'*
I'll leave the jukebox here for the night, see how well it goes down. The great thing about it is that it pays YOU to play music. It has every track known. If it flops, then i'll take it back tommorow.
Bye
*Walks out*

I got mine in the UFO. There's a big cupboard under the steering wheel full of them. Most are broken though, so you need to fix them.

May I have a toffee/honey EBA, please.

*Walks up to jukebox and selects a song. Instantly, Ampton begns break dancing*

Oh, well. I guess some bugs just never get worked out.

*Starts tinkering on Ampton*

*Notices Juke bax in corner. But money in slot and selects, Bryan Adams "Summer of 69"*

Looks like it's self service at the moment.

*Helps self to L2a*

Took a L2a, see you later, DD

Well, Ampton doesn't seem to mind that song. No dancing!

*Looks around, making sure that no one is watching him too carefully. Then, runs outside with Ampton where sounds of tinkering come from*

*Nonchalantly saunters outside. Sounds of tinkering intensify*

*Sounds of tinkering not only intensify, but are accompanied by several buzz saws and power tool noises. Afgncaap5 runs in for a few moments, takes an IWA, leaves a note, runs back out. Noises become nearly constant*

Took an IWA. Thanks.

*sound of small explosion, followed by curses. Garius Lupus runs in with blackened face, grabs several napkins and a glass of water. Runs out again. Noise outside continues.*

*E wonders what on Earth is going on out there...*

I sure have missed these donuts over the weekend. Hmmm... I think a chocolate supreme should get things going again nicely...

*takes aforementioned donut, and leaves note*

Thanks again folks! You're doing a great job! Could someone have a surprise donut kept warm for me please? I'll pop by and collect it (fairly) soon. Cheers!

Thanks for the strawberry EBA yesterday, couldn't say thanks earlier because there's a missing storm drain cover (and guess who fell down the hole. I've been stuck underground until this morning.

*Takes an English Breakfast donut to comfort himself*

*Writes a note to put in Lost Property Office window*

Donut anyone?
Sorry I didn't give you a breakfast donut this morning, BS, I overslept by 37 minutes, giving me 23 minutes to get up and get to my 9:00, I was still on time, though! (bearing in mind its a 15 min. walk)

Lunchtime I want an Orange with Gran Manier Jam Doughnut please.

*hands over donut*
How are you?
and I don't quite know whether to say thanks for that email...

I got it at work and had to meet the criteria for forwarding it somehow. I was about to use my business e-mail address and then thought they might not know who I am, so quickly got on to my DD id. I'm still waiting for the wish to come true though.