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So, what exactly does that feel like then? I presume you've experienced the sensation of cactus roots burrowing into your tongue before.

No, not really. It was just a metaphor for how dry my tongue has become.

Well if you bite down hard enough, your mouth, tongue and gums will bleed, and so you'll have a nice happy wet mouth.

But I'd also be in extreme amounts of pain!

Won't be long now I can almost hear Eomando counting the minutes 'til she is back on-line, hold in there just a bit longer cacti tongue.

I will do!!!

Me too...

She should have been here by now.....

...am I really *that* predictable...I'll keep you waiting in that case...

No, I won't...

ROFL = Rolling On Floor Laughing.

I am still waiting... It's almost like Advent Calenders and days to Christmas...

I've *told* you already...

(OK I know it was a sylmpost...)

323 days to Chritmas. As it was mentioned.

Not quite ROFL...but almost.

Are you forgetting this year is a leap year?

No...I was just marvelling that you *knew*... I didn't...I never do...

No I've been dreading this year for the last four, as for the last three leap years some woman has taken the opportunity to do the asking if you know what I mean.

Things usually happen in 3's, not 4's if that makes it any better...

I always thought everything happened in 1s, and sometimes 3 1s happen at once....

Like the no 71 bus. I used to wait fir it outside Sainsbury's in Surbiton and sure enough three of them would appear in the main strret at the smae time you could see them all. Every time I went shopping as a student it happened.

The best place to talk about buses is:
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=11007&thread=36858
It shows I know your pain.