h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*swings her lightsaber round easaly deflecting his and makes a quick lunge at his arm before performing a backwards sumersalt and landing on a wall several feet away*

your turn


younglings.... there may be another force user on the planet, if you can find them you may deal with them... I hope this guy dosnt have any... assosiates

*Sawen barely manages to escape the swing and somersaults backwards. He Force Summons some spare parts from the ship and hurls them at the Jedi*

*acurately slices the things into.... somewhat smaller things and they fall to the ground uslessly*

dear oh dear dont tell me thats the best you can do flyboy
I've seen ewock who can do better than that

*uses the force to push him back into the nearest seawall*

*Sawen uses the moment that Master Enlan focuses to use the Force to yank her forward, then he attempts to strike before she can recover*

*To Pamun and Pamar.*
D'you think we have to go looking for these 'assosiates'?

*Three stun bolts shoot towards both Enlen and Sawen*

*Jo'tra appears on the scene, wearing tattered clothing looking rough and not impressed, a lightsaber hangs by his belt, but a blaster is in his hand*

~~Lorelei, I have a problem here on Kamino~~

*shouting calmly*EVERYBODY STAND DOWN, NOW! AND THAT MEANS YOU TOO ENLEN, I HEARD WHAT YOU AND YOUR PADAWAN HAVE DONE HERE!*/*

*Sawen smiles*

Oh this just keeps getting more and more amusing

I said stand down!

Sawen: Or you'll shoot me? And the Master Jedi too? What about the little Padawan's, guilty of no more than following their master's orders? Of course I'm sure you know far more about all this than I do. I'm not unreasonable

*He drops the saber with a smirk, glancing at the padawans as he does so*

Sawen: Tell me your story, let's see if it's any good

< the last post I did was meant to be Sawen, not Pamun, I forgot to specify. >

*raises an eyebrow at Enlen being called a master*

She is not a master, oh and Enlen drop your weapon too or I will shoot you

My story is not one of interest, I just seem tohave to chase around all you rogue jedi. I am fed up of seeing death caused by people who are force sensitive and should know better. And padawan should never follow a maser blindly because they never know who they are being led by do they Enlen!

*waves his blaster at the padawan* If you know what is best for you right now you will drop your weapons and move away from the landing platform

you should know jotra that the term master jedi is given to any jedi worthy of respect
so obviously not you

whatever you think has happened here, my padwan and i were... handeling the situation
this.... pilot is actually... a darksider
course you wont have noticed,

but if i killed the priminster I'd have signed my damn name on her desk in her blood for you as a hint


*vilently pushes the pilot backwards against the sea wall, it begins to crack*

now... Jedi Gibur... stand down or my padwan and I will take you to the council for interfeering in a very volitile situation for comperamising my orders and for insulting a fellow member of the jedi order. and whither you like it or not I am a jedi and more worthy of the name than a certin corelian I could name!

*Draws her blaster pistol sets it to live and aims it at Jotra with her free hand then shoots at his leg*


now stand down Gibur!

*Sawen slams into the Sea wall hard enough to make him bite his lip. He spits out a mouthful of blood and pulls a detonantor out of his pocket*

Sawen: Infighting and mindless accusations, I love it! Let's make this even more fun.

*He pushes the button and a timer starts*

Sawen: Look what I did! In just under an hour anthoer bomb's gonna go off and I don't remeber where I put it. I'd suggest that you get this mess sorted out quickly

*He starts laughing again. From where the Padawan are watching Pamun finally cracks. She runs into the centre of that gantry and with a scream she Force Pushes Sawen into the already crumbling sea wall. This time it breaks and he falls over the edge. Pamun falls to her knees in shock at what she has done*

*goes to the edge and looks down.*

*shaking*

What have I done?

*Walks over to Pamaun and kneels beside her, putting a hand on her shoulder.*

Try to stay calm, panicking isn't ging to help.

Hey! I wanted to stick my lightsaber through him first!

Oh well...

*goes to look over the edge, then moves over to the other padawans*

*to pamun* You ok?

well since kamino is an ocean planet... its probably safe to guess he will drown soon

and its cold down there

oh....
and Jo'tra make your self useful and find that bomb

were leaving

come on you lot,
you've had a hard day

We're leaving?

*bites her lip as she looks across the gantries at the paniking Kaminoans and then back at Pamun.*

Right.

*Goes to retrieve Pamun's lightsaber.*