h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*from out of nowhere, an escape pod comes crashing into the gantries knocking troopers and mutants alike into the ocean...*

*from the escape pod climb two droids and start laying down cover fire for Lorelei*

Finally!

~~What took you so long?~~

*continues to fight away*

~~the word is retreat then Lorelei... go back to Yavin... or if you are daring go to Corellei~~

~~Uh,hello,you asked me to find out if my nephew murdered your parents.D'you how freaky that sounds?I wanna get this cleared up.

I'm sorry.What happened?~~

*starts backing towards the 'Sky'*

*The troopers, reacting to the new attack, begin to increase there rate of fire. The remaining mutant picks up one of the droids and hurls it powerfully at lori*

*Sirens go off*

*the droids fail and shoot continous*

~~You will see if you go to corelia...

~~Yep,you've convinced me.~~

*hurries to the 'Sky',still trying to cover herself.Gets in*

*The Anti Aircraft guns kick in blasting holes across the gantry indescriminantly*

*The 'Sky' swerves shots coming from the AA*

*The troopers and mutants all die. Nothing remains bar some droid parts which are hurrily carried inside for examination.*

*Messages are sent to the admiral and to Od'sseus*

*The ships land and various equipment is loaded up, along with several cloners. The ships lift off back to the hammerhead*

*With the codes changed, Kamino reverts to its fortress like state, sealing up once more and its anti aircraft guns going onto high alert*

*Thousands of troopers set up small gun nests across each gantry, with tents to shelter them from the rain. They maintain a constant vigil by rotating, turning Tipoca into a death trap to anyone that comes, whether they have clearance or not*

*As the escape pod decends from orbit, being a merest pin prick in the sky, the hatch blows off and Od'sseus leaps out knowing it to be his only chance. The guns on the gantries are all ready on him and hes quickly disintigrated by the massed fire, as is the ship. Only Ma'rols sabre escapes as Od'sseus forces pushes into the sea with a contented smile*

*Od'sseus dies and the gun nests are increased in number*

*due to the peace decleration the tipoca guard stand down, there jobs done, there is now technically no war*