h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*the 'Night Sky' lands and she climbs out,watching for security*

*mutters*See my nephew...see my nephew...translation?Keep the kid outta my way.

*The doors open and three squads of security stream out and rank up into a series of firring lines. Inside, the rest can be seen organising themselves into position as Od'sseus walks out, followed by a huge mutated monstrousity . Od'sseus looks at the new comer*

O: You've done well for yourself to land your ship. What do you want?

*folds arms*

Aren't you the cheeky little bugger.

The name's Ga'fen.And what I want,depends on you.

*The rain lashes down and theres rumbling thunder in the distance.*

O: Cheeky? *sigh* just tell me what you want so i dont have to turn this gantry into a bloody mess

Oooh,ouch.That hurt.

Don't I look just a *little* bit familiar to you?

*Raises his arm and theres a soft hum as the rifles charge up*

O: Tell me what your here for before my arm gets tired

I'll take that as a no.Oh dearie me.

Anoon didn't talk about me then?Pity.

*eyeing him*Y'know,you should really do something about all that agression.Might make people think you don't like 'em.

O: Hold *the weapons are raised and the troops step back* How do you know my mother? speak quickly?

Oh,me and Anie go waaayyy back.But then she probably didn't tell you.I mean,no one likes to tell their kids they're from slave-stock.

O: And im a clone, we all come from somewhere dear. Now do you intend to get to the point anytime soon.. Im used to the rain but im sure you are not

<*Ahem* Vlad in old jedi temple with your mothers deadly enemy *Ahem*>

Don't bet on it,kiddo.I'm used to a lotta stuff.

O: So what /do/ you want?

Like I said,that depends on you...but I'd settle for a 'Nice to see you,Auntie Lori.'Doesn't have to be anything big.