h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Follows O'dessus*

*Lorelei's comlink bleeps with a message*

/\/Lorelei, I forgot your mandate, to find out who killed the people on the planet unknown... and find out if it was your nephew that killed my parents.../\/

*Co'bal, O'dessus and Vlad climb aboard WS9 and head for Coruscant*

/\/He just left,he had his brother with him...and a woman - I'd say Knight.I've seen her about the Academy once or twice...

I'm also being guarded by this...*thing*.Special cloning project,by the look of it.Any chance I could get some help down here?\/
*penny drops*

/\/Okay,excuse me,/*what*/?!?!?!Your parents?What happened?You cannot just drop that into conversation!\/
*eyes the mutant*Okay,big boy,what am I gonna do with you?*mutant grins,showing yellow teeth and dripping saliva.She winces*Gross.

*activates lightsabre and throws it at mutant,who quickly finds he has no head*

<*local council member streches fingers*>
*Troups swarm over the landing pads, some bareing blasters others more... unconventional weaponry,*

[trooper] Thank you Jedi, you have just given us reason to have you plastered over the landing pads...
*all around lori there are the clicks caused by troupers arming there weapons and aiming*

*calls sabre back to her hand.Has blaster in the other*Try it.

[Trouper] stand down Jedi and we will only hold you in custody till we can have you removed to somewhere more convinent

Which just wouldn't happen to be a big hole with a huge monster in it on Tatooine now,would it?Thanks,but I *think* I'll pass.

~~Uh,Jo'tra,little help here?Your first padawans about to get slaughtered.And while I'm sure I could probably take a few of them down with me,I have no plans to become One with the Force *just* yet.~~

[trouper] *frowns* No we wouldnt send you to tatooine, we have much more... interesting ways to keep you... safe here on Tipoca. of course if you dont stand down we will,.. be forced to nuteralise the threat. or you could leave... we give you that

*The trooper at the comms begins to bark orders as the men ready there weapons*

*sighs*What is it with all the agression on this planet?If you ask me,you all need to take some *serious* meditation time.

TROOPER: You've just landed and killed one of my men and you call us violent. You'll leave.. now

Man?!?!I don't like to think of myself as racist,but that was a monster.Things like that take commands litrelly.If I'd scratched my nose,it'd have killed me.

And besides,bounty-hunter first,Jedi second.At least while I'm on hostile planets.Geez,*shrugs*all I did was come to see my nephew and find out if he's responsible for killing my master's family,but hey,if that's violent here,then shoot me.

~~Jo'tra!I'm about to become mutant-chowder here!Intervention would be nice!~~

*Several more beasts march out and the door is sealed behind them. Seeing the dead beast they charge at Lori as the beasts roar, the troopers open fire*

*jumps,twists,weaves,back-flipsto avoid bullets.Takes out a few soliders with blaster,slays a few more monsters...*



*a bullet hits the 'Sky'*

Oh no you don't!*kicks out at a solider who got too close and blocks his windpipe*Shoot at me,fine I'm used to that - but touch the ship,and I'll rip your heart out.