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Totally Mad!!
Peregrin Posted Mar 2, 2000
Don't worry 
don't blame you
I was a best man last summer... it was good fun... I got to make my brother look silly and write bizarre things on their car with shaving foam... and tie him in his sleeping bag on his stag night and dump him in the middle of nowhere (at the bottom of a mountain in Wales)... 
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 2, 2000
Okay - you're not invited to be my best man at my wedding, Ian....
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Peregrin Posted Mar 2, 2000
Actually we waited till he was asleep, about 2am. Then we grabbed him, stuffed him into the boot of the car, and drove around randomly for ten minutes, then took him out and dumped him next to the road, and drove off. He didn't wake up once!
He lay there until 9am, completely unaware of the fact that he was only a hundred metres from the bunkhouse we were all staying in!
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Peregrin Posted Mar 2, 2000
by the way, I don't know quite why I'm writing this down, seeing as you're about two metres to my left
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 2, 2000
I don't know why I'm saying I don't know why here either, as you are only two meters to my right. 
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GreeboTCat Posted Mar 3, 2000
And me is over here... ~Greebo waves at The Buzzing One... and Pere~grin~... ~ My hitching day is the 15th April... 3pm... up the pub before hand... ~grin~... lots of drink... slur words... end up living in sin... ~grin~
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GreeboTCat Posted Mar 3, 2000
None regretfully... ~sad grin~... Stooby is insisting on dragging me off to an undisclosed destination... ~Greebo shakes head sadly...~ A whole week without my computer... woe is me... what is me to do???
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 3, 2000
You have a month in which to get "Stooby" hooked on H2G2!
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Peregrin Posted Mar 3, 2000
buy a WAP phone! (or put it on your wedding present list!)
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GreeboTCat Posted Mar 4, 2000
Ok... ~grin~... My good and dear chum Pere~grin~... can you get me one of those technical phones as a wedding prezzie please... ~hopeful grin~
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Peregrin Posted Mar 8, 2000
I would if I had the money... but I'm only a poor unemployed ex-student...
(actually to tell the truth, if I had the money, I'd buy myself a WAP phone )
sorry! ~apologetic grin~
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Mar 8, 2000
*Dr. J looks down from ceiling.*
We know you're out there; that's why we lock all the doors!!
Have a good one Greebo, *raises brownie and cup of espresso as toast*
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Bluebottle Posted May 25, 2000
BTW Peregrin, you may want to look at:
http://www.h2g2.com/A307072
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