h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Me agrres with you Peregrin... me likes shoe and boot laces... ~grin~

well, could you both perhaps learn to do them up too?

BTW, I've just updated the page this forum refers to with the latest of H2G2ers suggestions.
I do know how to do up shoelaces, but it's not half as fun.

*Peregrin waves one of Ændr's mysteriously undone shoelaces in front of Greebo so she can bat at it playfully*

~Greebo nabs dangling shoelace and makes off with it~

Ah, that solves the mystery of the missing shoelaces.

~snigger~

Luckily, as a Guide Leader, I am well prepared.
I have 3 spare sets of shoelaces, 2 long balls of string with scissors, in case the laces run out and a stuffed-jingly-mouse-like-object on a piece of strong cord, with a big bow attached and a tag saying "Happy Un-Birthday Greebo".

Ohhhhhh... ~big grin~... it's my un-birthday... ~Greebo sets about playing with all her new toys...~

while Greebo is distracted, Ændr "recsues" her shoelaces and heads out of the door

Hurrumph... ~grin~... you ruin all me fun...

sorry, but I needed them to tie my shoes with for Guides, got to set an example and look smart, you know. That's over now for a week, so you can have them back till next Wednesday now...

Exactly.. And what does a cat need with shoelaces anyway?

read peregrin's mail re batting playfully...
kittens especially like shoe laces
especially my ghillie laces - you know, the scottish dancing shoes with 1.5metre laces

Playing is one thing.. NEEDing is different.

Me has needs... me has desires... ~Greebo strikes an Oscar award winning pose~

Speech! Speach! Just don't cry like a certain actress...

~gush... gush~ I accept this award on the behalf of my fellow researchers... for without their help and imput... I would be a very sad and lonely little cat...

*Lots of applause, whistles, roses etc.... while we wait for more of the speach*

~Gulp~...More???

Hmmm... Me would particularily like to take this moment in time to thank all those that have helped me become what you see before you... my mum and dad of course... for with out them me would not be here at all... hmmm... my siblings... all 310 of them... thanks for all the fights guys... ~grin~... Me would also like to thank the inventor of the doughnut... he/she holds a special place in my heart and not forgetting my belly... ~Greebo rubs her tummy in appreciation~ ... A very special thankyou is given to my mentor... the Cheshire Cat... for teaching me the mystical ways... and giving me wisdom beyond my years... and of course me would like to acknowledge all my fellow researchers on h2g2... there are far to many to name personally... but me thinks they know who they all are... they are the grandest bunch of chums me has ever had.... ~grin~

Gtreat speach! Round of applause for our Talking Dougnut-Eating Poetry-Writing Deep-Thinking Milk-Drinking Machine on H2G2 who is called Greebo and we often see her in several forums, and she knows Gimme Chocolate Now very well, and is very friendly, and really enjoys a good ~grin~ especially at the end of forum entries friend!