A Conversation for Hellmans' Anachronism: an hypothesis about historical proof of future time travel (UG)

Interesting Mayonnaise theory, but... Cinco?

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FordsTowel

Everyone by now knows that mayonnaise was developed by the French Department of Defense as a method of keeping their conquered lands in line. They could export tons of it, and keep their victims paying for the privelege. The only other choice was that the French would leave that last cargo rotting around the coastline (and you don't want to smell two-week-old mayo!

For more, read my entry on Cinco de Mayo. It's the only holiday celebrating mayonnaise in the world!

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