h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A new request from the Pythonists asks for us to serve “Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with truffle pâté in a mornay sauce with a fried egg on top and spam” with the possibility of a side-dish of spam. Anybody think they might be able to cook that?

Just give 'em an imitation crabcake. If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bulls***!

And think how much money we'll save!

i can't cook it, but can i have it in my please?

I hope you’re not suggesting that I lie to my Pythonist brethren.

'Course not! That's what the Four Seasons serves when you order it from room service! Same with the Waldorf Astoria.

Well we’re not the Four Seasons.

not yet we are one season, but im sure we can take over the other 3, perhaps even add on of our own.

can i have my in the new improved seasons please? preferably the fifth one?

sure here you go.

*hands over with Fifth season in it*

horray, my first drink sold(for free)!!

no, really, i must pay you... i have a and will that do?

Quick with a joke, or a light of my smoke.
Is there someplace that you'd rather be?

Sure, here's your change,

The MotMV Tearoom.

Where everybody knows your name.
And they’re always glad you came.

That was nicely put, GB.

actually, can you change me two for a i'm trying to get rid of some of this change

Yes, and it was completely original too.

Exchange rate is 2.5316 : 1. And you know we gotta round up around here. Go across the street if you you want low odds.

Origional, but catchy. We should elect someone that, whenever they come in, everyone shouts their name, to which they toss off a one-liner.

Just brainstorming.

Traveller in Time on his head
"Well, despite an invitation < F123979?thread=344480&skip=283&show=6 > we were accused of being potentially 'spying' down this thread.
Hereby we declare:
'We are against any kind of violence, even violating rules is off limits. By posting this here and now we admit we have read (parts of) this conversation. We promise we will not use any information of any kind collected by reading of this thread anywhere else on this site. (pity had some good ideas about fortytwo seasons) That is except for the seasoned we referred to in 'Maybe, Maybe not, Maybe so'."

A hole opens in the ground and this whole posting is unsubscribed in an instant after posting.

I'm sorry for the accusation of spying; I was just being paranoid.