h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Answer my complaints about the naming ofthe room and try to calm me down probably

*attempts to pacify situation*

OK, in your head the tea room can be called whatever you want, and in everyone else's head it will be called the tea room. Happy?

If you're still not happy, you can have one of my Marks as a consolation.

I'd volunteer

Where's the toilet?

ok, i suppose a Mark will do

Can I have a mark?

How come she gets a Mark!? It makes it seem like as if she’s won.

Who me?



CHARGE!!

the whisk and make me a latte.

whisk always runs down

No not you, Footbacon.

We’re still looking for a waiter, so until then, get your own latte.

I was talking to my sheep, fish, bat, and spider.

Are any of them interested in becoming the new waiter?

*consults them*

The spider says he'll consider it.

No, not the spider! I have arachnophobia.

Him and the bat seem fairly keen.



wouldn't it be cool to have a spider and a bat to serve drinks?

I’m not fond of bats either, but to be fair I’ll allow them to work here on a temporary basis. I’ll see how it works out.

The sheep would be willing to do part-time work...




Okay lads, line up and let yer new boss have a look at you!

My perspective is gone right out of focus. Is that a really small sheep, or a really large spider

the sheeps standing in the background.

Oh yes, of course.

Well I’ll need to know their names for the payroll.

well

the s name is Percival
the s name is Mike
And the s called Norma.

mwha ha ha ha ha mwha ha ha ha I will rule the world!