h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well I chacked in the countryside part of the world of h2g2, and there was no fields.

...checks is obsessively overcomplex file of H2G2 societies...

there's U190177
Operation Human Shock...

What if he just went out for a smoke?

that's all I have...

He's not listed in the members...

...he might be...in cognite...as a cuban cigar smuggler...who may or may not have a certain transaction with a certain cow at a certain time later...

You're making this whole thing up as you go, aren't you?

Right boss, I rounded up a couple of names 'ere off the search engine... most of them look like bull to me, but there's one I think we should be looking into.
Anyway, 'ere's the list:

- There's a bloke just called Percival over at U522291. I thought it might be good at first, what with the name and all, only problem is the only thing 'e wrote was about WWII, so kinda sounds the wrong age, know wha' I mean? Same thing with the bloke called Leslie Percival at U531553 actually.
- Then there's a Sir Percival at U153651, didn't post nothin' which might be good, but for a sheep to be a Sir all of a sudden seems peculiar, know wha' I mean? Oh and there's a couple of others that never posted nothin' either, Matthew Percival at U651339 and jeanettepercival at U899884.
- Then there's another one writing about the war, a bloke called geepercival livin' in U1104096. Didn't see any postings there.
- Then there's a bloke called rob percival over at U1207464, 'e did 'ave some postings but they were all back in December and on GW.
- And, I've been savin' the best for last boss, 'ere's the good one, full name John Percival Hackworth, livin' in U183554, didn't post in ages but you gotta check out 'is intro - I think we got ourselves a winner!

Slave to tea!

That could be him!!

Lady P you're AMAZING!!

*curtsy* I know.

Does anyone have a AA battery?

...long story, but bring the battery and meet me in the air vents...

I don't, sorry...

If you check the dictionary there was a Percival who was one of King Aurthor's Homeys so to say...well he was a knight at least...who was given a sight of the holy grail...

Percival never mentioned a holy grail.

And that guy couldn't have been our Percival as he left before ours arrived.

Well, that's just the point, isn't it?

I'm begining to think that this may be impossible.

*And it was then, at the moment of greatest desparing that an important thing happened.*





































Well, who's going to do the imporant thing?!

Well it's your turn, I did it last time!

I did it before that. It's someone elses turn.

OOH pick me, pick me!

uuuuhhhhh....