h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Alright, you're up.

But it had better not be that air-vent explaination as that made no sense and didn't tie up anything that has been going on in this thread.

Word on the street has it that he got mixed up in the Sheep mafioso and has gone underground.

Now you see, the problem with that explaination is that it makes all of our previous searching irrelivent.

(explanation; irrelevant )

I think we should look harder for some sort of field (maybe at the h2g2 park? I seem to remember there is one), and if we don't find one we'll just kidnap John Percival Hackworth.

My meaning is that he has disappeared on purpose. He may have changed his identity and possible facial features...

I say we follow Yaels suggestion. It's the logical follow on from what happened here.

Okay... but next time, _you_ make the logical suggestion. I'm getting tired of doing it.

But me being logical makes me fell ill.

So?

You don't want me throwing up, now do you?

But I don't like being logical!

Maybe Joe should be in charge

As if! Joe would try to kill me.

Joe: It's true, I'm homicidal\scuicidal.

hm.

If we kidnap that one guy, can he press charges later?

What guy?

John Percival Hackworth? I doubt it. I mean, he's not on h2g2 anymore - and besides, he said it himself, he's a slave to tea! That's the exact job description!

so are you thinking about replacing Percival with a new Percival or finding the old Percival

I don't know...

Well I've told the Thingites our predicament and they came up with some solutions. None were very goo though.