h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not unless there's a sheep! Or I'd have to re-write it!! FIND PERCIVAL!!

That was lovely.

I'm trying, but Werekittys followers are being elusive with their answers.

Thank you, Lady P.

I sincerely hope we are able to find Percival without losing you though. That would be a real loss. I would a lot!

I hope so too. I think I would be pretty upset if I died, it would make things quite inconvenient.

I'll say. Funerals can be expensive.

Ah well, that's for you lot to take care of though.

Right. We'll throw you in a ditch then and use the money to help find a cure for cancer.

That or some sort of party.

A keg party maybe?

With togas?

OK, I just got some info on Percival. Apparently we left Werekitty over a year ago and the last thing he said was "Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Which roughly translates to "I'm just going outside now, I may be some time".

Anyone know what this means?

he smuggling cuban cigars over the internet by hiding them in an inter-volly-ball...?

Lets put that in the mavbe pile.

He said he may be some time around a year ago, and was not seen since?




Obviously the sheep's perception of time is very different to ours.

Yeah, he was always going to use the staff phone for "just a second" and would be on it for hours.

Then this is the key to finding him!

Now, if you were a sheep, and you went out for what in your perception of time would be just a moment, where would you go?

A strip club.

Oh wait, if I were a sheep.



A grassy field with many lady sheep?

Well then, let's go find one and see if Percival's there!

The only place that I can think of is the Forest and Villiage: F1772809?thread=396665&latest=1 But I haven't seen him around there, so I doubt it.

Do you have any ideas?

There must be some fields around h2g2...

But I can't look for them now, I gotta go to supper (of course I've been saying that for 15 minutes or so now... but no, I really do gotta go. I'm going. I'm gone )