h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It might be best not to bring her then. She might get scared in this darkness.

good point

but at least if she ran away we'd know we'd found the sheep

That wouldn't be of great use IMHO.

Well, if you charted the great mass of areas she wouldnt go that would narrow it down a little to possible sheep areas

But we're looking for one particular sheep, and all she would do is keep us out of the countryside.

See we're making progress, we know percival must be in the countryside now

...but what if the sheep is in a non-sheep zone disguised as a non-sheep...

OK Charl, you're in charge of hunting Percival using you're dog then. You can take another person with you if you like.

I'll think I'll go back to combing the backlog... I did find a post about the sheep disappearing before, and that wasn't too far away from the start so I might be able to find where he was seen here last. Maybe.

*wonders if that toaster is still lying somewhere around here*
*gets hit in the head with "that toaster"...*
well that was long in the making...
*pockets now rusty toaster*

Hey supermoo, want to run through fields with a cowardly dog looking for sheep?

...oh boy...
*tries to run through feild*
*runs into wall*
...I suppose it would help if I went outside...

*opens the door warily and sneaks out into the night with Tag the *

*wedges the door open for supermoo and starts to run about looking for sheep*

Okay, so far I've got this: F1685908?thread=349571&skip=200&show=200#p4454108 Which seems to be the last time he was here. Next time he's mentioned it's here I think: F1685908?thread=349571&skip=200&show=200#p4456081 and after that it seems he's already gone.

Good work Yael, you deserve a promotion!

But since you're technicly the second in command it's impossible.


OK, so we know that he was here on the 27th of November 2003, as pointed out eloquently by Werekitty. Later that same day I point out that Percival hasn't shown up for work that day, but Werekittys post clearly disproves that.

That leads me to only one conclusion. Werekitty, who originaly gave us Percival along with the other staff, took Percival away with him that day before I saw him arrive for work. This could have been because Werekitty was a member of the Terranic Army, our blood enemies, and saw how popular we were becoming, so he took Percival to take away our most popular attraction!

Of course! It's so simple.

Well I think it's time we confronted Werekitty! On to his fanclub: F88837?thread=314284&latest=1

I'm second in command? Since when? Why didn't anybody tell me?

And if Werekitty is a guy, why is he a tealady?

Curiouser and curiouser!

*wishes she had ever seen Percival the sheep*

You're the person in charge when Jacks not around. That says SiC to me.

See, the confusion over Werekittys sex could be helped with a handy little symbol by his\her name.


And don't worry Tasterainbows, we'll find Percival. Even if it means Yael dies.

for maybe losing Yael...


*starts to compose eulogy* I never had a real chance to know her... something something... sheep... something...

Sounds good. It almost makes me want to kill her so that I can hear it properly.