h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*not so confused anymore, but still a bit startled*

yeah, you're probably right... This is too good to be true...

*puts on anti-illusion sunglasses*
Yep! Still in the dungeons... All fake, just an illusion.

*for her part still quite confused and a bit upset that they are still in the dungeons*
Can you see a path or something that would lead us somewhere?

By the way, is Jason still with us? Anyway I am very glad to say that I think I finally got the thing about his name

A bit slow, are we...?

I don't know about Jason but JAR is definately lost. Does anybody know what happened to him? Seems that he hasn't been here since March

Well at least I got it in the end
Anyway looks like we got a bit stuck in here!
*grabs the knights arm and starts walking...*

[Unicorn]*follows the maiden and the knight, who seems to be the only one seeing where he's going*

I am actually not too sure whether the knight really sees where he´s going...

That's half the fun, innit?

Yes but what should we do now *pointing at approx. 2m broad stream of some thick purple liquid streaming right across the path infront of them*

hmm.... tricky on there...

Check this out...
*rummages around in bag*
'scuse me a second...
*dives into bag, muffled sounds are heard from inside, a scream, a bang and a crash, followed by a couple of seconds of silence*
*Sir Santa reappears, holding a giant rabid rabbit by the ears in one hand and a small box in the other*
Unfold!!
*the box leaps of the valiant knights hand, onto the ground and unfolds into a small bridge*
For this one...*points at the dead rabid rabbit*
Darned if I know how it got in there...

[Unicorn]

*trots over the bridge, before it disappears*

*carries the maiden over*

Fold!!
*the bridge folds back in to a little box again, leaps up into Sir Santas hand*

Now what?

[Unicorn]



You tell us, Sir Santa, you're still the only one able to see where you're going...

oh, yes, of course. Just thinking out loud...


what to do, what to do...

*looks around with anti-illusion sunglasses*
A-HA!!!
*in front there seems to be a cluster of trees, with a path leading straight through. This is really just another path in the dungeons*
I see the path splitting further ahead...
*starts walking*

*the noble knight is followed by a fair maiden, a unicorn and a dog - and, at a distance, a witch*

*Rummages among snowball remains for SPAM*

Nope...

*wakes up, in strange but yet familiar surroundings*

*lurks*

The ability of SPAM to cut any conversation short should never be underestimated!