h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*jingle-ling*

Morn' Ping!

Where's JAR?

Ping: Master JAR is attending meeting. Meetings no good for stress-levels!!

1-i: Yeah, tell me about it!

Ping: You want Ping to tell you of stress-levels? OK! Bla-bla-bla...

1-i: Ping! Sorry to interrupt, but I didn't actually want you to _tell_ me about it! It was a figurative thing, meaning that I have all the knowledge I need on meetings that highten ones stress-levels

Ping: Maybe Ping just a stupid soup-master, but I do not understand! You say "Tell me!", but you mean "I know!"?

1-i: No Ping, you're definetely not stupid! You're a very wise little fella! A bit overconfident in soup, some might say, but otherwise fine. For that other business, I dunno why people talk like that, they just do. It's called irony. I think it's some lame attempt at being funny. Anyhoo, I'd like a !

IIEM, please?

*walks over to corner, picks up a newspaper, sits down with paper, coffee and cigarette (inside the VPB, of course)*

*looks up from paper*

Hi Feffi!
How are you?
Haven't seen PG 'round yet, but he'll probably show up!
What you readin'?

*Returns from the Great Outside*

Hi there One-Eye and Feffie! How are you guys doing this morning? Office meetings sure are a lot of fun...

Morn' JAR!

You're kidding, right?

*sips Jamaican Latte, listening to the news on the radio (RL-thingy..)*

Don't be silly. Of course I'm kidding! *sigh* Irony isn't what it used to be...

Labour has returned as Norways biggest political party. Not being a fan of Labour, I'd still say it's a relief...

Oh..
*feels stupid*
It was just that you were so cheery and all, so it sounded liked you'd really enjoyed it.

Definetely agreed! Actually, I'm not a big fan of any political party, in fact, politicians in general can kiss my hairy bum! But that Carl I. fella, he's dangerous...

Hmm.. *looks back at own last post* Maybe I was a bit stern.. Sorry... *apologetic grin*

You know.. Carl I. ... Stalin ... I had flashbacks to the night of the long knifes when I first heard of the Party Cleaning last week... Only a kinder version...

Hi guys!
Sorry I left so suddently yesterday but my computer deceided to die on me.
It accused me of doing too many things at once!
But it's no fun if you only can do one thing at the time...

Anyway, here's the latest batch of cookies :Raspberry-hearts.
And, I allmost forgot, there's this box full of brownies, fresh from the oven.

*lifts a big cardboard box up on the counter.*
We're still on selfservice here. Serve yourselves. IIEM, a blue java please.
*Sits down with coffee and a newspaper.*

Hi, how are the four of you?
How many of you are actually from Norway?
Well, One-eye I'm just reading some short stories by Roald Dahl...quite good ones.
*takes a raspberry heart*
mmh, they are really delicious Bumbelbee!!!

Thanks! It's a new recepe
I've I like short stories too. Roald Dahl has quite many good ones.

I'm fine thaqnks Feffi, you? I guess we're two from Norway, one from denmark lost in Norway and Ping whose from somewhere else.. Claims to be Thai, but I suspect he doesn't know where that is...

*looks to Bumblebees cookies*
This is too good to be true.
*ignores the cookies as just a figment of his imagination*

...

*tries to ignore the impossibly tempting scents*

iiem, a cup of de-calf (that's decaf coffee with lots of milk, sugar, cinnamon, cocoa--coffee for people who hate coffee ) problem is it sort of comes with the bohemian territory around here . . .

*studying greek*

Kathy

hi Kathy!!
No prob! We do drink a lot of tea too....
Anyhoo, how are ya?

And Feffi, I'm the Danish frood lost in Norway (totally!!!), and I'm fine, thanks!
The other two are pure, homebrewn Norwegians (I think...). Oh, and there's a couple of Swedes here too! (Titania and Freedom, not in at the moment, but usually they're here quite a lot.)

And I'm from the Isle of Wight.
I *wash up* and *put the v/_\3 on*
and make tea for people.

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Yep, I'm Norwegian, that's true.
IIEM, the usual please.

*bewildred*
Oh yes, tea.. Please!
*returns to w*rk*

*Hands JAR a c)_( of tea*
There you go.

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BB!! Can I,can I, can I? Please?

Calm down One-eye!
Here, relax with a c)_( of tea...

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