h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Somebody get her a Cuban coffee, that ought to do the trick.

*wanders in, very late again.*
Evening all.
IIEM large post curry coffee please.
*retires to corner with said coffee*

*finishes coffee, washes cups, busses tables, cleans up counter and places old papers out for recycling. Puts out todays 'papers of the world' and leaves*

Thanks, Babel. Gives me something to read while the rest of the world is asleep.

Ook, nice night for it. Ook nods sagely.

Relaxes on red-velvet-couch with a lovely cup of tea, poured inside the cup, just like I like it.

*Walks in looking for the paper. Finds one near the relaxing Loonytunes*
Another mug if you could.

Though it had better be a large one. It seems that I get the opportunity to say one or two things and we need to change the forum due to overcrowding. I like my coffee drunk slowly and with great consideration. It certainly seems hectic around here.

And to answer you Titania (from the previous forum), no we haven't but it's a pleasure to do so now.

Hello people of the cafe. I would just like to offer you all a glass of this fine red wine, for free. Its the "masque of the red Herring/RedFish election wine". Try it. It is one of the finest wines on the web.

---RedFish
"Vote for us. Please."

*floating in, in her usual vague, elf-like manner*

Hi all!

IIEM, un café mélange, s'il vous plait!

RedFish, would you still offer me a glass of wine, even if I told you I am neutral?

Of course, Titania, have a glass *passes a glass of the fine wine*

Thank you, RedFish!
*accepting glass of wine*

Too early for wine, thanx though. IIEM Cuban coffee please.
*shuffles through newspapers, looking for apartments in Austin*
* finds onion bagel, smothered in cream cheese(of course) left out on the table*
Somebody thinking about me and my afternoon bagel needs?

Hi Valis!

So, where did you loose your shoes?

Oh, and those bagels look really appetizing, is there enough for me too?

I don't remember where I had them last. It looks as if someone is leaving bagel out just for me. Here.. have one, they just keep reappearing.

Thanks, Valis!

Well, no wonder you don't remember, considering how much you've been around everywhere lately...

Hey, have you been over to the PPP? I just clicked there, clicked back and now my fonts are HUGE, virtually sliding off of the page. Is this some kind of German conspiracy? Help?

Hmm, I'm simulposting here as well as at PPP, and I'm not having any difficulties.

Sure you're not hallucinating?

Likely assumption. Restarted my browser, smoke a cigarette, had a popsicle and all is well.

*comes in through tunnel, up from basement*
Raining heavily on me IRL.

I'm just looking in, I'm afraid -- company arriving soon. I tried to come in earlier but my connection slowed down to 19K.

Hey Redfish, kind of you to offer the wine, but this is not only a non-alcoholic establishment but a designated political neutral zone. No campaigning here, OK? Repeat the offense and I'll take a straw poll of the regulars whether you should get the Big Yellow Hammer or a visit from the cleaning bot.

IIEM, an A L Special please. I see Ook has gone out again. Now he has his own supply of melons, I wonder whether he'll start exploring the site?

Ooops, I'm so sorry, forgot this was a non-alcoholic place... shouldn't have accepted that glass of wine, I guess...
Well, now that I've been reminded, it won't happen again, promise.

G'night all!

*drifting off, in her usual v.e.l.manner*

Hey, can I have a chocolate milkshake made with Angel Delight and Vanilla icecream?
They're SOOOO nice on hot days like these...