h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi, Witty

Bye, Witty!

*DD saunters in for a post promotion beverage*

As I'm now erning more may I have 2 cups of tea please.

Congratulations, DD! Nothing better than a raise...

It's fairly quiet around here...must be something going on somewhere else and I missed it ( again! )

Ah, well...

*Gets an Uncertainty Latte from the IIEM*

Good afternoon all

*jingle jang*

Morning all. IIEM, triple Latte with cinnamon, please.

c(_) I need my Winnie the Pooh Mug. Why don't I have my big mug in cyberspace?

Sorry if I seem a tad crabby today. If I turn into a total raging hormonal beast, kick me in the shins. I'm having the worst time getting my gif files to load properly for my Madame Impossible page. Grrr. Technology bad...

*sigh*

*hug*

There, there CD, surely it's not all that bad.

The page will be great, CD...relax and enjoy a soothing cup of tea; you've earned it!

*sigh again*

I need Midol more than tea right now, if you know what I mean...

Actually, the problem I'm having is this; I've got all these nifty files, but they're on my harddrive. I've tried using a FTP program, but for some odd reason my computer at work won't let me downlaod them. Also, I'm on a Windows based system. I know how to use Macs. The techo-loser strikes again.

Well, my simple stop-gap solution was to e-mail the graphics to myself, then use that URL to html onto the page. But now the URL's for the graphics are like, 150 characters long.

*sigh*

Oh, yeah...

*hugs DD back*

CD, you're still a techno-wizard compared to me!

Everything I know I learned from spending WAY too much time on line.

Besides, ox, you've got i-ching on your page. Very cool.

Yeah CD I know the feeling the tips you pick up by being on line are great aren't they.

Thanks, CD, I just spent the last two hours trying to update the page a bit, screwed it up, typed in a disclaimer, appealed for help...

Ah, well.

What'd ya need?

Actually at this point I'd like to know how to change fonts. I mean I'm at square one on this thing. I'm not even thinking yet about adding a picture because I have yet to figure out how to scan an old rice print without buying another scanner and I just haven't found anything I want picture-wise anyway. So I thought just being able to change fonts would be alright, but...?

Are you in guideML or html? Cuz I think that if you use the tag Blah blah blah</ font> it'll work. I pretty sure that there's a guideML clinic thing on that....

Of course, I may be wrong...

*interupts techno-conversation in order to arrive through tunnel and look worried*

Why does Trilly want a rat with her order? Is she a cat too? Why can't our researcher cats all be vegetarians like Greebo? *sighs* I'm hoping Styx will start to come here more often.

Don't worry, if you get the Grim Squeeker here, no-one'll misbehave.

*washes up, and puts the v/_\3 on*

Hi, Lil! Can't answer about Tilly's rat although I'm quite fond of Styx and would stand at his back if it came to such an end...

CD, I'm using GuideML, and I've read it over and over but quite likely *DUH* missed the font tag. I do believe I read about staying with basic fonts...Thank you! At least I have a fresh path to take!

Hi, BB!