h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I used to think I was a piece of chalk but i am all white now

I'm not sure I can think of any good stories at the moment. I'll think about it a bit first...

Heavy on teh choccie bits for me please!

Mmm. Try some of these biscuits too Abi. The marshmallow ones are great...

Can I borrow your spoon Ashley? I want to eat the cream off of the top of my coffee.. :-p

Ho hum

*runs round behind the back of the serving counting - grabs the whipped cream and flicks a spoon's worth at Crusader which hits him bang in the face*

Got ya!!!!

Puts a piece of chocolate marshmellow cookie on the end of her knife.. *Ping*....

*rummages thru the piano rolls*

Hmmm, something a la the Keystone Cops type music, I think. Should go well with the current hi-jinks.

*places roll in piano and switches the piano on*

*skips up to Crusader and plants a cherry on his creamy nose!*

*Picks up yesterday's sachertorte*


*placesit on Abi's chair*

*Waits expectantly*

*picks up said squidy pudding and pushes it in Crusader's face*

Squirts cream at Witty Moniker....

*Dives under table*

Hey, somehow I expected you guys to be stuffy and respectable! Glad I'm wrong.

*grins*

*hopes Lil doesn't review the securicam later*

*Calls a Timeout*

I should just stress that we are bug testing at the moment which is why the Italics are rioting in this here cafe. We will tidy up and pay for the damage!

Right come on Crusader do your worst!!!!

*Licks chocolate from chops*

*pours iced cooffee with hundreds and thousands down Peta's back*

*Licks sticky pud from fingers*

*hands Witty Moniker a fluufly lemon meringue pie*

*hides*

It's okay, there's a cleaning bot in the closet. She'll take care of the clean up. Just stay out of her way when we let her loose.

*hides under a table*

*sneaks commando style round to the fridge and opens it looking for more ammo!*

Aim high, I always say...

*heaves pie at Peta, which lands squarely on her face*