h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's spring once more outside. Trees begin to grow leaves again and children start playing outside. Christmas is long since forgotten and people begin looking towards summer.
The cafe has been spring cleaned and repainted. The IIEM has been sterilized for a new season of business and has now stocked fresh supplies of various new drinks. The cafe is open for business as the new sign hangs from above the shop with gold leaf letters.

IIEM I'll have a lemonade. I must mourn over my lost hair.

The things we do for charity.

*sits on the backdoor warming herself in the spring sun*

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*Comes in the backdoor from the April shower. She's soaked, but Tracer isn't. She shakes the umbrella out.*

What? Have you ever smelled wet dog before?

*As Tracer goes off to look for the moogles, Scandrea sits down.*

IIEM, could I have an iced chai tea please? Thank you!

I'm so glad it's finally warmed up! I was so tired of seeing snow on the ground, but it all seems to have melted in time for spring!

Now, lets hope that I can stay inside long enough to finish my honors project!

*Amends the previous post to say "front door," apologies to Hati. *

Ah, those spring showers, you know...

IIEM can i have a nice cold orange juice please.

*looks out of the window and smiles*

the weather certainly is warm isnt it?

It's terrible isnt it. Any warmer and I'll be tanned!

[Mog] Ah ... a new thread. And now, from the great works of Walt Kelly ...

[A puchuu steps up]

[Puchuu] Puchuu, puchuu puchuu puchuu,
Puchuu puchuu, puchuu puchuu ... [etc]

[Subtitle: "How pierceful grows the hazy yon,
How Myrtle petaled thou,
For spring hath sprung the cyclotron,
How high browse thou now, brown cow?"]

Erm... yes ok.

*basks in the spring sun outside on the lawn* Ah...

*looks at the grey sky and the rain*

*turns off the SunLight on the Spring, then goes indoors, taking his lamp with him*

[Mog] Siiiiiining in the rain! And, er, I forget the rest.

just singing in the rain what a glourious feeling im happy again

with a ruut it ta ruut it ta ruut ti ta ta

oops sorry went into th guide song

Remember you sang "sining in the rain".

Nah thats what I do.

Has anyone noticed the Star Wars theme of the cafe this season? *chewbacca and a few ewoks turn to look at me*

Gawd which fool started this thread?

[Mog] You.

*an Imperial Star Destroyer explodes overhead, whilst in the café Ben Kenobi cuts off someone's arm*

[What looks like a ball of interstellar cosmos with a pair of woman's hands sticking out of it -- the Great Will of the Macrocosm -- looms into the Cafe]

[Great Will] Now, now, that's no way to behave! The H2G2 is a pacifist organization! And that "new hope" pun could be used as a weapon in and of itself! Stop this at once!

[Injured/Ugly Puchuu] And-a /we're/ supposed-a to be the cute-a and much disliked species here-a!

[With a sort of "kerploink" on a xylophone, the screen rotate-cuts to the same scene except without any of the Star Wars characters, nor the injured puchuu]