h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Morning all.

Morning to you MR - though I'm thinking about taking my aching bones off to bed after a hard day's graft in the garden.

How's that feisty daughter of yours? Did she have a good birthday party?

IIEM a lemonade, better be diet I spose with a couple of slices of cucumber and a borage leaf or two. But early in the year for a flower.

*takes the lemonade and tips a measure or two of Pimms into it from a brown paper bag*

I've had my Pimms already today - along with the first BBQ of the year.

IIEM - a mug of cocoa-less hot chocolate please - I'm off to bed with Captain Richard Sharpe, in a manner of speaking.

IIEM, a hot , please. I am freezing and I don't know if it's weather or my own temperature.
It's +1C outdoors atm.

IIEM, a diet coke with lemon, please.

She had a great party, very low key, nothing too strenuous for either of us. It went well.

[Mog] A party? Why wasn't /I/ invited?

Um, because you're not 8, and you don't live in Orange County, California?

Just a thought, mind you.

Had a lovely evening with my friend U, who has completely destroyed my ability to perform oral sex ever again! (or not- as the case may be).

She is having some PR done, and the initial report included a magazine called "69" in Birmingham. We were giggling about it - as you do - and talking about oral sex - as you do - when she came out with one of her yoga-teacher lines which is "don't forget to breathe". At which point I had hysterics. The association is fated to be with me forever.

Now laughing at a bloke who has his tackle out is bad enough even if you can't see it becuase it is about half way down the bed or somewhere behind you, or whatever, but laughing at a bloke when you are staring his tackle in the face is NOT the way to give good head.

Oh dear.

Sorry for that thought, but think of me - fated to f**k for evermore!

B

Good to see you Ben!

TOo much backlog too little computers, but do not fear I shall post my prentious annoying obeservations to my journal..

So far it hasn't rained..

Poor Ben!

IIEM, a diet vani...

Thanks.

Ben, that is too funny. I think perhaps your friend has ruined it for me, as well!

Good that I have memory of a goldfish.

Perhaps Ben would find oral sex better if she had the mouth of a goldfish
By oral I presume it refers to Talking about sex

Or in my case, laughing about sex!

B

Pilates has taught me how to control my breathing and I can hold my breath for much longer than I used to.

IIEM a please

I keep on meaning to find out about Pilates. Everyone I know who does it is quietly enthusiastic.

B

[Mog] ... All right, I've lost where the conversation went. Can we start over?

I believe you were saying someting about a party?

IIEM, a blue java, please.