h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sips *

Stopping in to say Hi and to catch up on some good conversation, maybe get a

*drinks *
eek! i really have to go in a mo. RL! nooooo!

Hi, Skylion!
We have here this IIEM (Infinite Improbability Espresso Machine). It will make any non-alcoholic beverage you ask of it.
*sips *

*smiles*

Hi, Skylion! Sorry, no alcohol here, but just about anything else you can imagine!

*reads Ioreth's post, wonders why his female friends never use him to keep warm*

Really, why?

Hello, there.
I'm new to h2g2, and I was informed of this establishment by spelugx (Thanks!).
Good thing, too, because I could really go for an iced mocha.
I anticipate the friendly conversation I've been reading here for the last couple of days.

Hi, Eudro!

IIEM, an iced mocha for our new friend, please.

*hands to Eudro*

*happily accepts the coffee*

Thank you kindly.

So, how's the day?

It's chilly here, where's my towel?

*floating in*

Hi all - new and old faces!

Whose towel is it that is locked up with the cleaning bot?

IIEM, a café mélange, please!

I'm not sure if it was mine or Yossarians...

IIEM, a vanilla latte please. Sorry about breaking the alcohol rule.

I have some rum in my handbag if you need some drops into your .

*drapes his green and beige striped towel over his head, like a hood*

H2g2 would be launched to new levels of convenience if it were accessible through palm pilots and other such mobile devices. I wonder (most idly, I might add) how difficult this would be to accomplish?

Oh, well. I suppose it doesn't really matter. Not like I get out much, anyway. IIEM, a doppio mocha, if you please.

I'm afraid that in this case I could kiss good bye my RL.
Now I can afford it when I'm on may way to the office or back to home.

Hmmmm... according to the techies at the atelier you *can* access h2g2 using a palm pilot or other pda device if you have a normal (none wap) browser on the pda, and a phone...

You don't say?
Intriguing.

*tips his cup up only to find it to be empty*

What do you suppose the probability is that the IIEM would give me an empty cup?

I'd say, most likely not nearly as great as the probability of me forgetting I already drank it. Oh, well.

*runs in, nods to IIEM, IIEM dispenses a cup of blue , Yossarian takes it, waves hello and goodbye, and dives out the window*

Where do you hurry, Yoss?